I love pans!
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 31, 2008
Not the cooking kind. The “cooked” kind!
This was the worst movie I’ve ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a “movie” and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.
Well, that should make you want to read the rest of the review, no?! It does for me!











Ara Rubyan said
Roger Ebert once said a particular movie’s storyline was like “an explosion in the screenplay factory.” Hee.