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No kidding!

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 18, 2008

Taylor Marsh reprints a frank Margaret Carlson email, in which she just plain acknowledges she hasn’t much use for the Junior Senator. (Via Insty.) Marsh takes this as an admission of media bias; I just don’t see it. In fact, if Carlson claimed she had no political preferences, I’d be suspicious, but here she’s just being honest. How is this proof that she’s gunning forshocked-shocked.jpg Hillary in her work?

I once got a similar email from Margaret’s soulmate, Helen Thomas, myself. I asked her why she had referred to President Bush as having “lied” in some column or another. She promptly and honestly responded that of course Bush had lied to trick us into going to war in Iraq.

Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2004 5:18 PM

To: helent@hearstdc.com
Subject: Bush lied?

You maintain several times in your article that President Bush deceived the
U.S. and based his policy on falsehoods. What are these falsehoods?

Ronald D. Coleman

From: Helen <helent@hearstdc.com>
To: ‘Ronald D. Coleman’ <rcoleman@xxx.com>
Date: Aug 23 2004 – 1:24pm

No wmd; no threat; no ties to al qaida – helent

It puts Thomas among the moonbats to say that, but she has plenty of company, and much of that in newsrooms; and is it any surprise that that’s her view? This doesn’t prove that her reporting is biased… for that you have to actually read the columns. I didn’t even blog about the email because it struck me as a “dog bites man” story.

I’ll take Carlson’s frankness and Thomas’s tinfoil-hatted honesty over the pretense of objectivity any day.

But I wonder how offended Marsh would be by Thomas’s email to me? Or does it matter less because, after all, that doesn’t constitute treason from the political line, or appropriate political gender loyalty?

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Block party

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 17, 2008

Yes, boxing robots. Every boy’s dream! Now they — they could be my friends… but first let them pound each other mercilessly until one knocks the other’s block off!!

All the latest about the Rock’em Sock’em Robots, here.

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Dream or nightmare?

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 16, 2008

Instapundit:

ELEANOR CLIFT: “Al Gore on the second ballot: A scenario that a few weeks ago seemed preposterous is beginning to look plausible to some nervous Democrats looking for a way out of the deadlock between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.”

This seems more like a pundit’s dream than anything that’s likely to happen. But to the extent that Democratic leaders are seriously talking about this, it’s a poor reflection on both Clinton and Obama.

Not hardly any of this makes sense to me.

William Jennings Bryant“Plausible”? In what galaxy? The Democratic Party — the party of tokenism, identity politics, “diversity” and quotas — throwing out the two survivors of an essentially democratic primary system, a woman and a black man, in order to “look for a way out of a deadlock,” and choosing a puffy white male millionaire son of a U.S. Senator? The same Democratic Party whose entire political premise is an essential mindless lockup of female and black votes, and then-let’s-see?

And… Al Gore? Does anyone besides the thinnest layer of elite liberal moonbats think of him as a white knight?! (And what exactly size horse would he have to ride on these days? Talk about “footprints”!)

Not only does that not make sense to me, but neither does Glenn’s characterization. “Dream”? More like an acid trip. Unless Democrats are willing to reconsider the wisdom of “destroying the village in order to save it,” which isn’t too likely considering how nice they’ve decorated their village, it’s positively bizarre — and especially as a scenario for answering John McCain, a candidate already attractive to the center.

But, by all means, be my guest, Democrats. Please!

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Lunacy?

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 16, 2008

Could be trouble between a couple of key bloggers in my life. honey-moon.gif

Jonathan Gewirtz is suddenly all enamored with the moon.

Does he even know about… Frank J.?

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Dinesh-ing it out

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 16, 2008

One of my earliest posts here was about the back and forth between Robert Spencer and the Dinesh D’Souza. I hadn’t given D’Souza’s evident crackup a third thought since then (a second thought, I did).

Well, in contrast, Bob is about nothing if not focus:

You may recall that before the illustrious Dinesh D’Souza was a would-be C.S. Lewis, he was a would-be Bernard Lewis — and in his disastrous book The Enemy At Home, surely a candidate to be named The Most Wrongheaded Book of the Twenty-First Century, he declared: “If they want Sharia, let them have it.”And he repeated this grand Let-The-People-Rule sentiment just weeks ago, at which time I first noted the analogy between D’Souza and Stephen A. Douglas, who didn’t care whether slavery were voted up or down as long as it was voted on — and I expressed a preference not for a new Stephen A. Douglas, but a new Lincoln.

But now D’Souza is singing a decidedly different tune, excoriating the Archdhimmi of Canterbury for saying that accommodation of Sharia law was “inevitable” in Britain, saying that the Archdhimmi’s modest proposal was “absurd,” and “a little dangerous to boot.”

It’s just the good old constitutional republicanism against pure democracy question — one that D’Souza seems to be working out very publicly. Which, if you can get book advances to do, is really not so terrible, as long as no one is really listening to you anyway.

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With “Friends” like that…

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 15, 2008

This actually sounds about right:

A Staten Island judge says that sending a MySpace friend request to someone who has an hamburglar.jpgorder of protection against you is against the law.The ruling this week lets stand charges that a 16-year-old broke the law when she sent friend requests on the social networking site to a woman and her two daughters.

Criminal Court Judge Matthew A. Sciarrino Jr. ruled that even though MySpace users can ignore, deny or block friend requests, “that request was still a contact, and no contact was allowed” by the temporary order of protection.

It is odd to hear of a 16-year-old female being restricted by an order of protection, though.

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Was it bad for you, too?

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 14, 2008

Combine unparalleled left-wing self-hatred with academic idiocy, and what do you get?

A Hebrew University Sociology department M.A. thesis entitled “Controlled Occupation: The Lack of Military Rape in the Israeli Palestinian Conflict” notes that the relative absence of instances of rape by Israeli soldiers is an alternate method of achieving the same kind of degradation of Palestinian Arabs that would be achieved through a directed policy of raping Arab women. The abstract of the paper, authored by doctoral candidate Tal Nitzan, notes that “the absence of directed military rape constitutes an alternative way of realizing the same political goals [usually achieved by directed military rape]. In the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, we can see that the rarity of military rape only strengthens the ethnic boundaries and clarifies inter-ethnic differences, just as directed military rape would have done.” The thesis, selected for publication by the university’s Shaine Center for Research in Social Sciences, was supervised by Hebrew University sociologist Eyal Ben–Ari and a senior lecturer in education, Edna Lomsky-Feder.

I’ve heard sociologists apeak of “status anxiety,” but for originality and chutzpah, I have to admit that this thesis takes the cake.

Yes, but not taking the cake would be just as bad — if not worse!

Hat tip to Craig Karpel.

Posted in Oppression, Orient, Sisyphus | 5 Comments »

Jew-hate outlier… right?

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 14, 2008

belief.jpgInstapundit reports on the oddest thing in the Washington Post:

“Memphis Congressman Steve Cohen and the JEWS HATE Jesus,” blares the flier, which Cohen himself received in the mail — inducing gasps — last week.

Circulated by an African-American minister from Murfreesboro Tenn., which isn’t even in Cohen’s district, the literature encourages other black leaders in Memphis to “see to it that one and ONLY one black Christian faces this opponent of Christ and Christianity in the 2008 election.”

I really don’t think this is really our problem — black antisemitism via the classical “they killed Jesus” trope. This guy just sounds like a nut. Natch Senator Obama will take care of this appropriately and disclaim any interest in such “support.” Some of his (and of course Michelle‘s!) best friends are Jews.

On the other hand, this does kind of make you think. The Reverend Al Sharpton brought us the “outside interlopers” trope. The Reverend Jesse Jackson brought us “Hymietown.” Well, as I said — Senator Obama is supposed to represent a new style of black leadership. I like the man (though think he’s not experienced enough for the job) if not his politics — I’m looking forward to see how he does indeed deal with challenges like this. (Will Hillary try to beat him to the punch? She’s had her issues with us, too — Dick Morris, call your office! — but since becoming a New York politician she’s also played the “I might kind of be one myself” card.)

By the way, we don’t really hate Jesus. I remember when I was in college, and one of my best friends, a Presbyterian, asked me why didn’t worship Jesus. I didn’t know how to answer — the question was so amazing to me. Luckily, my far-more-knowledgeable roommate articulated the answer. “Why would we?” I mean, a lot of Christians don’t grasp this, but Jesus is just not on our screen, you know?

Except mostly when people like these reverend fellows put them there.

Yes, it will be interesting to see how the new-breed black candidate — Jesus himself, actually, right? — deals with it.

UPDATE: Not that Obama is entitled to an automatic pass on every issue of interest to Jews. . .

Noch an UPDATE:  Wow, Senator Obama is attracting superstars from all over!

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City Hall vaults

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 13, 2008




City Hall vaults

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman.

On the way back from filing from papers in the Southern District of New York at Foley Square, I took a picture I’ve meant to take for years.

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I got a raise

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 13, 2008

From Avvo.com, a new online lawyer-rating service, which now gives me a perfect score on every criterion of ginchiness. For a while I was one in the hole on “industry recognition,” but I guess somebody else recognized me.

All a narcissist needs, I know. But here’s the point of this post: Avvo rates me “Superb, 10.0.” Well, look, I’ve done some very good work from time to time. I’m grateful for the recognition. I have moments where, yes, I may be the best lawyer in the room.

But either there’s a lot longer way down than I appreciate, or Avvo needs to be tweaked. It is in beta, after all. Because I know what the real, true, elite in the profession looks like. The people who are utterly focused, utterly relentless, utterly perfect. Epitomes of preparation, patience and perspicacity.

And I’m not they. Though I do from time to time, uh… beat them. For about half the price.

But I still think Avvo needs to reflect this subtle point: The air may be thin where I’m standing, but I see footsteps in the snowy path leading above.

Unless they’re rating my profile picture, too, maybe?

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