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Mine, yours and hours

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 12, 2008

I linked to this story as an update to the previous item, but I did just notice this on re-reading it:

“NY first lady’s charmed life slips away”:

Eliot Spitzer was born into wealth, the son of a New York real estate developer. His wife’s background is more modest.Silda Spitzer, 50, grew up in Concord, N.C., where her father was a hospital administrator. She attended Meredith College, a women’s college in Raleigh, N.C., and went from there to Harvard Law School, where she met Spitzer, and to a career in mergers and acquisitions.

While at Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom, a prestigious New York law firm, she billed as many as 3,300 hours a year — more than nine hours a day, including weekends.

3,300 hours?

Oh, so it turns out she’s actually, um, a liar and a crook herself! “More than nine hours a day, including weekends.” That’s with a wink, people. I’ve worked in a big firm, and believe me: After 2200 the hours get very, very soft. Above 2500 they’re gauzy. Pushing the high 2000’s and they’re mist.

At 3,300, my friends, you are in the realm of pure imagination.

Except for the client that pays the invoice.

Lots of grey tones in life, huh.

That doesn’t make it okay, what her husband did to her, but … it does tell you a little bit about the kind of person who would hook up with an Eliot Spitzer.

UPDATE: Note today’s Classic Poem of the Day from About.com!

YET MORE: And now he has resigned… evidently with Mrs. Spitzer at his side. And they are saying that she is the one who pushed most adamantly for him not to quit. And then you see a thing or two about ambitious people, and how they are drawn together.

Posted in Americana, Gelt, Lex scripta | 22 Comments »

“Super Hero”?

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 3, 2008

A little bit of an overstatement.  But happy advocate of good clean American litigation fun and fuzzy fighter for the First Amendment?  That’s me! 

Posted in Blogophilia, Lex scripta, Oppression | 1 Comment »

The judicial wind blows cold in the Midwest

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 24, 2008

Decision of the Day — from the Seventh Circuit:

Plaintiffs have behaved like a pack of weasels and can’t expect any part of their tale be believed.

And stuff. Why do judges in my cases just shrug their shoulders over papers filled with lies and unprovable assertions? Has it just been the luck of the draw for 18 years?

Or should I move back to Chicago?

Hat tip to Ted Frank, and an unusually juicy Overlawyered “roundup” dated yesterday.

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Block party

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 17, 2008

Yes, boxing robots. Every boy’s dream! Now they — they could be my friends… but first let them pound each other mercilessly until one knocks the other’s block off!!

All the latest about the Rock’em Sock’em Robots, here.

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With “Friends” like that…

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 15, 2008

This actually sounds about right:

A Staten Island judge says that sending a MySpace friend request to someone who has an hamburglar.jpgorder of protection against you is against the law.The ruling this week lets stand charges that a 16-year-old broke the law when she sent friend requests on the social networking site to a woman and her two daughters.

Criminal Court Judge Matthew A. Sciarrino Jr. ruled that even though MySpace users can ignore, deny or block friend requests, “that request was still a contact, and no contact was allowed” by the temporary order of protection.

It is odd to hear of a 16-year-old female being restricted by an order of protection, though.

Posted in Lex scripta, Nuvo-Techno | Leave a Comment »

I got a raise

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 13, 2008

From Avvo.com, a new online lawyer-rating service, which now gives me a perfect score on every criterion of ginchiness. For a while I was one in the hole on “industry recognition,” but I guess somebody else recognized me.

All a narcissist needs, I know. But here’s the point of this post: Avvo rates me “Superb, 10.0.” Well, look, I’ve done some very good work from time to time. I’m grateful for the recognition. I have moments where, yes, I may be the best lawyer in the room.

But either there’s a lot longer way down than I appreciate, or Avvo needs to be tweaked. It is in beta, after all. Because I know what the real, true, elite in the profession looks like. The people who are utterly focused, utterly relentless, utterly perfect. Epitomes of preparation, patience and perspicacity.

And I’m not they. Though I do from time to time, uh… beat them. For about half the price.

But I still think Avvo needs to reflect this subtle point: The air may be thin where I’m standing, but I see footsteps in the snowy path leading above.

Unless they’re rating my profile picture, too, maybe?

Posted in Lex scripta | 13 Comments »

Judges skeptical of IRS’s Scientology policy

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 9, 2008

TaxProf Blog reports on a potentially huge case, wherein an orthodox Jewish couple is challenging the IRS’s policy of permitting tuition writeoffs for the Scientologists and no other religion — an utterly preposterous position. He quotes the New York Sun:

Our own view on school vouchers and the like is that the right place to work out a solution is in the legislatures. But one of the things the courts are made for is abuses of the state power, and it certainly is starting to look like there has been an enormous one if the Internal Revenue Service is denying Jews, or Christians, or any other religion, the right to make deductions for religious education it is permitting to another group on the grounds that it is a religion. So there is at least the possibility here that the riders of the 9th United States Circuit could simply order the IRS to grant the Sklars — and others similarly situationed — deductions for certain costs of religious education similar to what the government is secretly allowing the Scientologists. Or in other words, one could make a giant leap forward in parental choice in the education of children, all in one judicial fell swoop.

Why is the Sun so interested in a story from California? Not just because the holding in the Sklar case is of general interest. It’s very much a New York story. Catholic schools are not what they once were in New York, but yeshiva (generic term — not a reference to the university) tuition is one of the most severe, and divisive, issues in the American orthodox Jewish life. A decision in favor of the Sklars would have a profound effect on the ability of many tens of thousands of (large) orthodox Jewish families to make ends meet, unless it were rolled back by the legislature — which makes the procedural posture of this case interesting.

The Scientology writeoff policy, while it should have been enacted, if at all, legislatively, was evidently part of the IRS’s corrupt deal with that group in settlement of their ongoing legislation. If the Circuit Court were to rule its application to one “religion” unconstitutional, as it seems it must, then the IRS will (it also seems) either have to back out of the deal with the Scientologists, or apply this policy to all Americans — placing the burden on Congress, then, to affirmatively roll it back, which is a lot harder than not simply not enacting this policy long sought by religious and home-schooling groups.

Works for me.  I like a world where Congress has to justify increased taxation (i.e., even if it is effective taxation rather than a new tax or a tax rate), rather than one in which we have to beg for it.

Via Insty.

Posted in Faith and Works, Lex scripta, Oppression | Leave a Comment »

Null set

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 31, 2008

Is jury nullification a responsible formula for policymaking?

I don’t think so!

Posted in Lex scripta, Sisyphus | 2 Comments »

Libel per se

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 25, 2008

college.jpegGlenn Reynolds, writing about the dustup at Brandeis over this letter (“marked up” here):

And I think that false charges of racism aimed at a professor today are like false charges of unchastity or “loathsome disease” aimed at a woman in 1890 — libelous per se.

I like his thinking here a lot. But why only professors?

Posted in Lex scripta, Oppression | 2 Comments »

Oh, I was wondering where that was!

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 24, 2008

Jean LaFoote the barefoot pirateThe Spanish government wants its dubloons and stuff back. Remember the treasure-hunting ship that claimed salvage rights in a ship with half a billion dollars worth of gold coins from a sunken Spanish ship from a gazillion years ago? Spain says, “What salvage rights?!”

On June 6, El Pais, Spain’s biggest newspaper, ran an editorial headlined “Pirates of the 21st Century.”

“Almost as if it were back to the times of corsairs and freebooters, the new pirates of this century continue to besiege our galleons despite the fact they have been lying at the bottom of the seas for centuries immersed in an eternal sleep,” it said. “How is Spain to defend itself against such a violation of its archaeological and historic patrimony?”

A little over the top, no, Señor? At a certain point you guys didn’t even consider writing this one down?

It’s a lot more complicated than either side readily suggests.

Posted in Lex scripta, Sisyphus | 4 Comments »