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The second time as farce

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 9, 2007

I’ve suggested before that the poor man’s Castro — wrap that one in a genuine Havana and smoke it — Hugo Chavez seems to be on the cranky side because oil prices were down from last year. They’ve perked up a bit since then, but he’s as low-class as ever. A uniter, not a divider — that’s Baby Hugo:

In an interview with Argentine state television Channel 7, Chavez promised his scheduled soccer-stadium rally Friday night in Buenos Aires “will be confrontational. I believe you have to point out the contrasts. If he says ‘Yes,’ we say, ‘No!'”

El Presidente por la Vida knows the best way to distract El Pueblo from empty store shelves, rampant inflation, environmental pillage, political oppression and stifled expression: ¡Blame El Tío Samuel for your problems!

What a payaso. Venezuela: Another democracy giving itself the leadership it deserves.

UPDATE: Not everyone south of the border is buying. But others are — irony aside — really trying.

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You’ve got yours. Where’s mine?

Posted by David M. Nieporent on March 9, 2007

I’m glad to see Ron has picked a candidate to support already; as for me, the fact that they’re making us discuss this issue two years before the election, a year before the first primaries, is enough to make we want to shoot all of them. (Note to Secret Service: Not a Threat. Just Hyperbole. I would never shoot anyone. Except a terrorist. Or a Yankee fan. (Oops. Rudy’s a Yankee fan, right? And so’s Hillary, supposedly, right? Okay, scratch that last.))

In any case, this is a rather depressing election for those of us on the libertarian end of the spectrum. Yes, there’s Ron Paul. Who has as much chance of getting elected as RuPaul does. Plus, he’s too isolationist for my tastes. Putting him aside, what’s left? As many commentators have noted, George Bush and the Tom Delay Congress have essentially destroyed the conservative-libertarian alliance, but the idea of “liberaltarians” is a joke; even when people like Markos Moulitsas were trying to make a case for a Democratic libertarian alliance, they couldn’t do it. (At least Republicans talk a good game, even if their follow-through is lousy to nonexistent.)

A candidate with a chance to win who believes in limited government? Where is the next Ronald Reagan, anyway? Sadly, I have two years to ponder this question. Makes me almost wish Anna Nicole Smith had some more children of disputed parentage.

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See it here, get it over with

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 8, 2007

I like Rudy, always have. I think he saved New York City and I’d volunteer for his campaign if there were any way to do that besides volunteering to write him a check. (I guess there’s no such thing as volunteers any more — except volunteering to get people to volunteer to write a check.)

Of course his family history is a problem. I didn’t say I liked him as a son-in-law. Just as President.

Well, here’s the first of what will be many You Tube specials digging into Rudy’s political marketing past. This one smarts a little, but we may as well get it over with:

As Gawker says, “They came up with this ad (entitled “Gentle”) which featured then-wife Donna Hanover praising her husaband’s family values. As it turned out, he had so much love for family that he went and got a whole other one.” Okay, okay. It’s a strike against him. Are they shooting their wad too early? Probably. May as well help, then.

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Lose-lose situation

Posted by David M. Nieporent on March 8, 2007

So, with the Scooter Libby verdict in, everyone is talking about it as a blow to Bush. But from a broader perspective, were there any winners in this case? Let’s break it down:

  • Scooter Libby is obviously the big loser. Even if he does get a pardon from Bush. He’s no Ollie North; he’s not going to be able to parlay this prosecution into a prominent public career.
  • In the narrow view, Patrick Fitzgerald secured a conviction on 4 of 5 charges, which was a success. But the only person he convicted was Scooter Libby — hardly what everyone was expecting when this non-scandal began — and he convicted him only for perjury, not for the underlying leaking offense. What he mainly succeeded in doing is demonstrating once again that ‘special prosecutors’ are a really bad concept.
  • For those same reasons (the identity of the defendant and the nature of the charge), it’s anti-climactic for Democrats, who were hoping this would bring down the administration, or at least a big name like Karl Rove or Dick Cheney. Nope.
  • Ditto for Joseph Wilson, who famously ranted that he wanted Karl Rove “frog marched out of the White House in handcuffs,” and his wife, Valerie Plame, about whom all we proved is that she really wasn’t as important as her supporters had portrayed her as being.
  • The media crying for the investigation — I’m looking at you, Mr. New York Times — ended up getting several reporters in trouble, weakening the reporter-source non-privilege, and still not getting the big game that they wanted.
  • Since Libby was the only one convicted, and only for perjury, it’s not a big blow to the administration — but it’s not exactly a shining moment, either.
  • For the same reason, it’s hardly good for Republicans, generally.

Did I leave anyone out? (Some blogger, maybe?) I guess I’m trying to draw some broader lessons from this case, because as a purely legal matter, it turned out to be pretty darn trivial. I don’t subscribe to the view — I didn’t when Bill Clinton was in trouble, and I don’t now — that it’s no big deal to obstruct justice just because the underlying conduct wasn’t criminal. Whether the underlying conduct is criminal something which has to be determined after the fact, not something for witnesses or defendants to unilaterally decide. At the same time, if there was no crime, then the obstruction becomes mostly a technical violation — something we need to punish, but not something we need to dwell upon.

I mean, ultimately, what do we have? Scooter Libby either honestly forgetting when he told something to Matt Cooper and Tim Russert, or lying about it. Something it was legal for him to tell them. Whoopee. I miss the days when we had really important legal issues to discuss, like whether John Kerry deserved his medals from 30 years ago or whether George Bush was AWOL at the time.

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Looks like he’ll eat whatever he darn wants to

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 6, 2007

Drudge reports: PETA TO AL GORE: YOU CAN’T BE A MEAT-EATING ENVIRONMENTALIST

UPDATE: Mary Madigan — “Talk about consuming planetary resources.” Meanwhile Frank J. raises related questions of hippocrisy.

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AT&T technician Mark Klein decides U.S. policy

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 6, 2007

It’s hardly even debatable whether or not telephone technicians should unilaterally — well, along with our elected representatives in the media, of course — decide how the U.S. should go about protecting itself from terrorism, foreign and domestic, is it? ABC’s The Blotter explains how an AT&T technician, Mark Klein, took the inside story of the NSA monitoring program to the LA Times, which couldn’t “follow” his technical explanation of the horrors he had seen. He then contacted the New York Times, which has smarter editors, and they figured it out and broke the story.

Mildly interesting. Far more interesting to me is the concept that this zhlub — see the picture on the ABC link — took it upon himself to decide, contrary to all logic and common sense, that “what he knows won’t help terrorists”:

“The only people that are being kept in the dark is the American people who are being misled and not realizing, not being told that their private information, that their liberties are being destroyed and tramped on,” he said.

So Klein, disturbed by what he saw — knowing nothing, not a thing, about anything other than what he saw, in terms of what policies were being implemented and why — didn’t contact law enforcement, or an attorney, or his supervisors, or make any attempt to keep the lid on something that maybe, possibly, was bigger than his understanding as an AT&T wire-monkey while he at least increased that understanding.

Mark Klein, AT&T technician, made the executive decision to go to the papers “to blow the whistle on what he calls ‘an illegal and Orwellian project.'”

He may be right. I doubt it, and so do a number of people in a lot better position to know. So he may very well be wrong. And what efforts did Mark Klein, AT&T technician, make to avoid screwing up something much bigger than Mark Klein if he was wrong? From what I can see, none.

America, meet your unelected, unappointed ombudsman of national policy: Mark Klein, AT&T technician. (Hat tip to Boing Boing.)

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Libby convicted; Cheney Vice President

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 6, 2007

My Way News – Libby Found Guilty in CIA Leak Trial.

Just in case you happened to click here just this second instead of anywhere else on the Internet. Roundups all over the place. I like this one. But this one has the funniest excerpt / link:

Mark Daniels wonders if Dick Cheney will resign.

How that could be conveyed with a straight face is a wonder! They never learn: Cheney will survive us all.

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Ann H. Coulter, Will You Please Go Now!

Posted by David M. Nieporent on March 6, 2007

In 1972, Dr. Seuss (who was born 103 years ago this week) wrote a book called Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please go Now! A few years later, as the Watergate scandal dragged on to its painful end, columnist Art Buchwald reprinted the book’s text, substituting “Richard M. Nixon” for the title character.

I was going to let the whole Ann Coulter CPAC mess pass without comment, since it happened a couple of days before I started on this blog (eons in blogospheric time), and I figured that there wasn’t anything that needed to be said that hadn’t been said. But tonight I saw this article, in which she not only failed to shut up, but promised that she wouldn’t:

“Apparently our top three Republican nominees aren’t that smart,” Coulter said. “And by the way, if they’re going to start apologizing for everything I say, they better keep that statement handy cause there’s going to be a lot more in the next year.”

All this statement does is confirm my comment and complaint about Coulter from the day of her CPAC speech: everything she does is about her. I don’t particularly care what effect Coulter’s statements might have on the 2008 campaign, nor do I harbor any illusions that in the absence of Coulter, the campaign would be a highbrow, Whig-Clio style political debate about Big Ideas. Still, it would be nice if it weren’t about Ann Coulter.

Unlike Buchwald, I don’t have permission from Mr. Geisel to reprint the whole text, so I’ll just choose this representative excerpt:

Just go.
Go.
Go!
I don’t care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Ann H. Coulter will you please go now!

And hopefully that will be the last time I ever have to address the subject of that woman.

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Wait for it…

Posted by David M. Nieporent on March 5, 2007

Ron’s post below about marriage as a Bourgeois luxury called to my mind these two recent stories from the Cato Institute’s Cato-at-liberty blog. The first entry, quoting a Tech Central Station column from last week, discusses some issues related to income inequality in the United States:

The picture of an actual millionaire is dramatically less glamorous than commonly-held visions of exclusive neighborhoods, expensive clothes and colorful social lives. In his 1996 book The Millionaire Next Door, co-authored with Dr. William Danko, Dr. Stanley revealed that the typical millionaire spent less than $400 on their most expensive suit, and only about 1% spent more than $2,800. Only one in ten millionaires had ever spent more than $300 on a pair of shoes. Most millionaires pay a few hundred dollars or less for their watch, and $30,000 or less for their main motor vehicle. They have been married to the same person most of their adult lives.The wealthy are conspicuous for their lack of consumption: “What are three words that profile the affluent? FRUGAL FRUGAL FRUGAL”. The book is full of startling individual cases: the millionaire who refused the gift of a Rolls Royce because he couldn’t imagine driving up in one to eat at the crummy restaurants he prefers, or throw caught fish in the back seat; the wife who, after her husband gave her $8 million in stocks, returned at once to clipping the 25 cent grocery coupons from her newspaper.

This is no coincidence. It is not that most millionaires are in the habit of being frugal despite their wealth: it is that they are so wealthy because they are in the habit of living so frugally. The plentiful residual income goes into savings and investments that are left to grow for decades.

The second entry, from last month, discusses a recent study regarding income inequality in the Third World:

The Economist reports on an interesting new study showing that members of a Bolivian tribe who understood the value of deferred gratification also experienced higher income gains:

In short, how we choose to live our lives is not merely a question of personal preference; our decisions have long term consequences, both in the personal and financial realms. The unifying issue here is delayed gratification.

I do need to disagree with Ron in one area; in Ron’s comments over at Dean’s World, he tries to draw a neat line between conservatives on the one hand and “liberals and libertarians” on the other. He writes:

Liberals and libertarians aren’t bothered by these things because they believe there is no morality other than when your swinging fist finally brains me; liberals add in the “moral” principle that people who have less have a “moral” right to take it from people who have more. They don’t believe that issues of dignity and social cohesion can properly be inferred from how people look, act and talk, or, in many cases, they consider cohesion “oppresive” even if they end up decrying “alienation” and glass ceilings.

We libertarians are not so easily categorized at this; we span a wide spectrum. It is true that there are some libertarians who are libertine in nature, who believe that how we behave is irrelevant as long as we are not assaulting others. But others of us are more conservative (with a small ‘c’) than that; we recognize that there is more to the evaluation of behavior than whether fist meets skull.

We all agree that the government should not — and for the most part cannot — legislate in these areas, but that does not mean we reject the notion that some behaviors are more reasonable, more productive, more beneficial than others. Having opinions is not the same as enforcing them at gunpoint. (Which I realize Ron has not proposed, either.)

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Atheists need not apply

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 5, 2007

Because once you listen to this clip, you can no longer doubt that there is a God.

UPDATE: And He is a vengeful God.

VERY LATE UPDATE:  Actual insight here.

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