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Spamism

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 2, 2010

Is that the name of the language of comment spam, spoken in some weird world? Check this out, plucked out of the comments waiting for approval on my other blog:

I scanned sites on like topic, but never saw your blog. I summed it to dearies and i’ll regular reader.

I love the “dearies” part. I would love it if somewhat would tell me what radio station or remote ham radio broadcast these people are listening to in their attempts to simulate our language.

“Summed it to dearies”! That is rich.

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Singing for our suffer

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 26, 2010

And they call economics the “dismal science“!

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Lighten up

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 22, 2010

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Always the last to know

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 30, 2009

Insty:

NEW JERSEY BLOGGER was on FBI payroll.

Man, why does everyone else always get on stuff like that?

Hey — forget threatening federal judges!  I wonder if he’s going to get in trouble with the Federal Trade Commission!

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Oh… THOSE Republicans.

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 9, 2009

Don’t get unduly impressed with the Republicans. As of right now their main achievement is not being Democrats.

Radioactive Liberty gets it!

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Cake that!

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 15, 2009

I read this laugh-out-loud (not “LOL,” which, for me at least, almost never involves actual laughter) article in the New York Times about cake-decorating disasters, mostly proving that you can never underestimate some people’s poor taste nor estimate the level of literacy required to work in a bakery.

Much of the joy in following Cake Wrecks comes from Ms. Yates’s wry assessment of every plopped-out flower and bug-eyed snowman. She is particularly savage about punctuation mishaps, like when a baker omitted an exclamation point after the inscription, “Way To Go Bob.” Ms. Yates wrote, “Just try to read this cake without sounding sarcastic. Yeah. Exactly.” Beneath a Father’s Day cake that starkly announced “1 Dad,” the caption read, “Of all the Dads out there, you are one of them.” . . .

“The person had probably called up and said, ‘Can you put Olympic rings on my cake?’ ” Ms. Mattson explained. Instead, the edible red letters read as follows, parenthesis and quotation marks included: (“Olympics Rings”)

I say this as a former cake decorator myself, with several years of high school Carvel ice cream cake artistry very literally under my belt. Thing is, I did finish high school.

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“I’ve never heard such a stupid question.”

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 2, 2009

“I’m not wanted in this state.”

“How many young women work here?”

“I didn’t steal it; I just borrowed it.”

“You touch somebody and they call it sexual harassment!”

“I’ve never heard such a stupid question.”

Believe it or not, the above statements weren’t overhead in bars or random conversations — they were said in job interviews.

43 Things Actually Said in Job Interviews.

I like these kinds of pieces.  And it’s a “soft day” anyway.

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Pleasingly alive

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 21, 2009

Instapundit:

WANT TO LIVE LONGER? Consider being “slightly chubby.” “People who are a little overweight at age 40 live six to seven years longer than very thin people, whose average life expectancy was shorter by some five years than that of obese people, the study found.”

Sew buttons!See, there’s something to “robust” after all!

Next conquest:  Link between male pattern baldness and disposable income.  W00t!

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The ultimate Twitter experience

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 4, 2009

Frank J_ demonstrates the fundamental Twitter social networking hierarchy dilemma — interspersed with some randomish thought-thingies:

FOLLOW @MichelleMalkin

Did you know that if you take a wash cloth, put it over your hand, and rub the soap on it back and forth real fast, you can see an outline of your hand in the wash cloth.

I like pie.

@JTlol My watch says it’s 12:29. I think it’s fast. What time do you have?

NUDGE @MichelleMalkin

I just bought a new poster of Robert Pattinson. I’m taking it to work next week! All the guys will be so jealous.

STALK MichelleMalkin

@andylevy When can I be on your show? I think I could do a better job than Greg.

@greggutfeld When can I be on your show? I think I could do a better job than Andy.

@MichelleMalkin I sent you an email. Did you get it?

@MichelleMalkin Hello?

I saw a UFO once. Then a rabbit attacked me.

OFF @MichelleMalkin

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So this is what it’s come to!

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 1, 2009

Ann Althouse (on Instapundit):

I’M GRADING EXAMS at a Starbucks in Cincinnati.

Man, that is tough.  From now on I’m getting my coffee at 7-11 — they’re just pass / fail!

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