Funny law guy Sean Carter has a new blog. And guess what — it is funny!
This is the big one!
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 25, 2009
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Wrong problem
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 25, 2009
I heard about this story on sports radio Friday morning, and while I appreciated the hosts’ outrage, I think they missed the point:
A Texas high school girls basketball team has apologized for winning big. The Covenant School, a private Christian high school in Dallas, defeated Dallas Academy last week in a blowout: 100-0. . . .
During the lopsided Jan. 13 game, spectators said the Covenant School ran up the score, playing aggressive offense, even with their 59-0 lead at halftime. The girls kept on the pressure until they scored the 100th point.
The Dallas Academy, a small private school with 20 girls, is for students with learning disabilities.
Now that really is cruel. And the guys, Mike and Mike of ESPN, ripped into the coach of the winning school, the Covenant School as was deserved. Here’s the audio if you’re that motivated. But I think the boys missed the point when they started an exchange along the lines of “How do you think the parents feel?”
They were talking about the parents of the girls whose team was humiliated in this way, and recounting their own experience as parents driving home a child from a disappointing sports outcome — how do you explain to your girl, they asked, why she had to lose 100-0?
Well, yeah, but how about the other parents — the parents of the girls sent to a place as utterly lacking in humanity, decency and sportsmanship as the Covenant School? You know, the one with this “mission statement” on its website:
The Covenant School exists to glorify God by equipping students with the tools necessary to pursue a lifetime of learning so that they may discern, reason, and defend truth in service to our Lord, Jesus Christ. . .
School Verse
Non nobis, domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.
-Psalm 115:1Not to us, O Lord, not to us, but to Your name give glory!
The administrators have posted an apology, and that’s a good thing. But something is really, really wrong at the Covenant School — and it is the parents of those girls who really should be outraged.
Not to mention, you know… God. Considering they’re the ones who dragged Him into this in the first place.
Cross-posted on Right Wing News.
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Obama versus the press?
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 23, 2009
Not really. That’s what I’m supposed to write, right? Based on this little gem of a story:
President Obama made a surprise visit to the White House press corps Thursday night, but got agitated when he was faced with a substantive question.
Asked how he could reconcile a strict ban on lobbyists in his administration with a Deputy Defense Secretary nominee who lobbied for Raytheon, Obama interrupted with a knowing smile on his face.
“Ahh, see,” he said, “I came down here to visit. See this is what happens. I can’t end up visiting with you guys and shaking hands if I’m going to get grilled every time I come down here.”
Pressed further by the Politico reporter about his Pentagon nominee, William J. Lynn III, Obama turned more serious, putting his hand on the reporter’s shoulder and staring him in the eye.
“Alright, come on” he said, with obvious irritation in his voice. “We will be having a press conference at which time you can feel free to [ask] questions. Right now, I just wanted to say hello and introduce myself to you guys – that’s all I was trying to do.”
So because I’m a conservative I’m supposed to jump on this, right? “Ah the honeymoon’s over! Let’s see how the Chosen One handles the real spotlight, eh!”
I’m with Obama on this. If this had been my guy, I know I’d be saying, “Give ’em hell! Screw those self-appointed wiseguys!” That’s what we’d say every time the Gipper pretended not to hear the loaded questions Sam Donaldson would shout out at him. Why is this different — because it’s more sincere?
Not every moment in life has to be political, contentious, adversarial. Not every reaction has to be spun.
He’ll have to answer the question. It’s a fair one.
But he hasn’t even been on the job two full days. Can’t he find his way to the water cooler before he has to start with the gotchas?
Can’t we have a little just plain humanity, just a little bit?
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Devastated… for today, at least
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 21, 2009
In Long Island federal court today, I lost hard, I lost bad, and I lost big. A jury — essentially directed to a verdict by a judge who interpreted as illegal the same behavior that another judge, considering the same issue in a different state (but applying the same legal rules), deemed not actionable as a matter of law — put my clients out of business.
Did I lose fair? If you’ve got the stomach for it, read this and decide. Your thoughts and comments (there) will be appreciated.
One more thought. I once wrote about how a leading big-firm light of the trademark litigation bar ribbed me in front of maybe a thousand colleagues when we sat together on an INTA panel for promoting my work in the Jews for Jesus v. Brodsky case. “You lost, Ron! You lost!”
Yeah, he really said that. I used to be humble enough not to slug someone for something like that.
Yeah, I lost. I lost this one, too. But as pointed out here, and in numerous other commentaries since that time, Brodsky is now recognized as “one of the early awful victories for trademark holders.” Indeed, though it is still “good law” in the Third Circuit, the decision was described in Ford Motor Co. v. 2600 Enterprises, 177 F.Supp.2d 661 (E.D.Mich. 2001) as “flawed” and by the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals as “wrongly decided” in Lamparello v. Falwell, 420 F.3d 309 (4th 2005). (On our own appeal, a panel of the Third Circuit, including now-Justice Alito — who sat stoically and unengaged during the entire oral agument — ignored our appeal brief and affirmed the court below without opinion.)
So, we’ll see. For me, I hope, there’s a future, if not for my clients — any appeal reversal will be far too little, far too late for them.
Right now we’re living in a time warp. Read my analysis at LIKELIHOOD OF CONFUSION® and tell me: Who is living in the future, Arizona? Or New York?
UPDATE: The damages awarded to our adversary by this jury, even if reduced by the judge, will never be collected, as a practical matter, because the defendants (my clients) do not have assets amenable to collection. And by my efforts in this cause I kept this client in business from 2004 — when it received its first blustering, threatening cease and desist letter — until today.
AND ANOTHER THING: Let me put it yet another way: I don’t take a case this far if I don’t believe it is meritorious on the law and the facts. I am not in the business of fooling juries, or trying to. You don’t have to believe my sincerity in making that statement; nor do you have to trust my judgment or intellect, or my courtroom skills. But without trusting me or adopting my view on any of those things, I am explaining the source of my passion about how wrong this outcome is, and why this issue and this verdict are not going to go away from this page and the others I have some influence over.
UPDATE: Philip K. Howard: “The growth of litigation and regulation has injected a paralyzing uncertainty into everyday choices. All around us are warnings and legal risks.” Via Glenn Reynolds.
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The People of Tomorrow
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 21, 2009
Jack over at the The Missal has some thoughts about the Obama Era and the people who live in it.
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Read my lips
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 19, 2009
THOUGHTS ON leaders as readers. “Is reading to pick out the parts that fit your pre-existing vision more impressive than reading to grasp the author’s vision?” Sounds like something a lawyer would do.
Well, not a good one.
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It shines here, too
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 19, 2009
If this were a photograph, it would be of the afternoon light in a corridor at the Alfonse D’Amato Federal Courthouse in Central Islip, New York, taken during a recess in a trial I am involved in.
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Calling all skinny kettles!
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 17, 2009
I actually agree with this point by David Post, but there is a bit of irony attached — can you spot it?
Nothing makes me happier about Obama’s election than the fact that he has, single-handedly, brought serious oratory, and serious concern for our beloved English language, back into politics, from whence it has been missing for a long, long time.
Ahem. I don’t mean to misunderetimate you, David, but there is no such thing as “from whence.” “Whence” means “from where.”
UPDATE: This post resulted in some discussion at Volokh’s blog — the first time to my knowledge my existence has every been acknowledged by anyone there. And regarding such a profound point! I am glad to have my intellectual power finally getting the recognition it deserves among the legal academic elite.
Oh, and Mrs. C points out that “from whence” is found twice in Macbeth. Once in the very first scene! I guess some Jews hath eyes after all; just not me.
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What would happen if…
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 17, 2009
… they declared “peace” and no one showed up?
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Deep in
Posted by Ron Coleman on January 14, 2009
Today was one long day of litigation in federal court in Long Island, New York. I don’t want to report anything in particular about it — too many sensitive issues still in the air for blogging during the trial.
It is exhausting, though. You really can’t have any idea unless you’ve ever litigated a multi-claim commercial and business tort case in a jury trial where you client has millions in exposure. But maybe some day I will try to convey it to you, now that’s I’ve done it several times, and all, and never had a client have to write a check after the jury came back. Just saying. And poo-poo-poo.
Did I mention exhausting? Draining? Enervating?
Yes… absolutely exhilarating!!!
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