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Cheesecake from space

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 31, 2008

It’s sweeps week at Instapundit again.

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Too little, too late

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 29, 2008

An Anglican bishop laments the collapse of the English church:

The collapse of Christianity has wrecked British society, a leading Church of England bishop declared yesterday.

It has destroyed family life and left the country defenceless against the rise of radical Islam in a moral and spiritual vacuum.

In a lacerating attack on liberal values, the Right Reverend Michael Nazir-Ali, the Bishop of Rochester, said the country was mired in a doctrine of ‘endless self-indulgence’ that had brought an explosion in public violence and binge-drinking.

In a blow to Gordon Brown, he mocked the ‘scramblings and scratchings’ of politicians who try to cast new British values such as respect and tolerance.

The Pakistani-born bishop dated the downfall of Christianity from the ‘social and sexual revolution’ of the 1960s.

(Via Glenn.)  Good luck with that one.  The fact is, the empty churches of Britain are a culmination of over a century of failure by the Anglican Church to find a way to keep the English in the pews.  Founded on reasons of state and lust by Henry VIII, the Church of England ripped the Catholic soul out of British Christianity and mainly flourished to the extent it did at all in the succeeding centuries as a flavoring for confident Jingoism.

With the collapse of the Empire, the COE’s main activity has been keeping up with the Joneses in terms of out-Vatican-II’ing Vatican II in a race to the left.  It has lacked either the reactionary equilibration or the charisma — much less the interest and courage on behalf of freedom — of a John Paul II.  And it has, in an effort to please leftist elites, tied the United Nations in the contest for foremost legitimatizer of antisemitism in the West.

Can Right Reverend Michael Nazir-Ali turn the ship of spirituality in England around?  Almost certainly not.  But if he really wants to try, let him catch up with Vatican II in one way the COE has completely punted:  By publicly condemning the entrenched antisemitism, couched cynically as anti-Zionism, of the Anglican Church and English society in general.  The Jews or their treatment may not matter so much in England’s big picture, but it is a simple fact that you can weigh the moral merit of any society, and any institution, in no small measure by how it deals with the social and cultural cancer of antisemitism.  In the case of the COE, it has historically, and in contemporary times, done a despicable job.  There’s no better way to show the world of what he is made, and to demonstrate that there just may just be a good reason to root for Anglican Christianity to survive, than for the Right Reverend Nazir-Ali to address that challenge head on.

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Going a-courtin’

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 29, 2008

Special Civil Part courtroom, Essex County Hall of Records, Newark NJ

I know many of the legions of readers here keep score of this sort of thing.

Here goes: In the last month I have physically appeared in the state courts of New York (Kings, New York, and Richmond counties) and New Jersey (Essex County) as well as federal district courts in Arizona, New York (Eastern and Southern Districts) and New Jersey. Also a rabbinical arbitration in Manhattan (the Rabbinical Council of America’s Beth Din of America permits attorney representation) and, as mentioned earlier, a mediation in Miami more or less under the auspices of the federal court for the Southern District of Florida, too.

I think I am due for a new pair of shoes. And a nap.

By the way I can go to court for you, too. For money. Just to be really clear.

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Monkeys Control a Mechanical Arm With Their Thoughts

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 28, 2008

Monkeys Control a Mechanical Arm With Their Thoughts — actually, a fascinating article. But the title itself sounds incredibly like a creepy hallucination, or the kind of thing a psychotic would walk around saying.

Um, that’s just how it struck me.

UPDATE:  A-hah!  I’m not the only one troubled by this!  Here’s Ted Frank‘s Facebook status since Thursday:

Ted Frank

thinks he will start a legal niche bringing suits over damage caused by monkey-controlled robot armies.
Updated on Thursday
Great minds think alike!  Great… troubled…. minds…

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Nobody move or the Republican gets it!

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 27, 2008

Remember that quote from Blazing Saddles? Same idea here, right? Not quite:

A “SUPER-CRAPPY PLAN:”

I do not believe you’re going to teach anyone a “lesson” by sitting this one out or writing in Fred Thompson or Sunny Lucas. I believe that way too many people are ignoring the forest for the trees and that in doing so, they’re going to have a hand in electing Obama. Some say that’s fine because if the country’s going to be “ruined”, better that it’s ruined by a Democrat, and somehow magically we’ll come up with a fantastic, “real” conservative in 4 years even though there is no one like that on the horizon and everyone knows it. Like I said, I think that’s a super-crappy plan.

Sounds familiar. It’s like I told you months ago: Youth is wasted on the conservative.

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Strong to save

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 26, 2008

Staten Island pier, Fleet Week

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman

Two verses I sang, as a high school men’s choir tenor:

Eternal Father, strong to save,
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who bidd’st the mighty ocean deep
Its own appointed limits keep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on the sea!

Most Holy Spirit! Who didst brood
Upon the chaos dark and rude,
And bid its angry tumult cease,
And give, for wild confusion, peace;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on the sea!

These men and women did and do place themselves in mortal peril all around the world so the likes of us can write self-indulgent blogs without fearing even for a second the peril that our ancestors, in whatever place they were, lived with at every moment in their own homes — the perils of tyranny, of arbitrary violence and of comprehensive destruction of their entire worlds.

This Memorial Day we are morally obliged to thank them, to remember them, and to thankno less the God Who has given so much victory and might to their hands and to ours; and we are obliged as well to live our lives to and demand of our civilization a standard of moral and civic quality that merits the bestowing of such grace today and tomorrow.

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All ambition, all the time

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 25, 2008

The Iron Lady:

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton quickly apologized Friday after citing the June 1968 assassination of Robert F. Kennedy in defending her decision to keep running for the Democratic presidential nomination despite increasingly long odds.

“I regret that if my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation and in particular the Kennedy family was in any way offensive. I certainly had no intention of that whatsoever,” the former first lady said.

Forget about the conditional apology part — “I regret that if” — which is standard political procedure these days. It’s just the last, sad rusted bolt in her metallic coat: Mrs. Clinton, ultimately, was always prepared to say anything, anything, to justify the previous half century of her life as a political robot by grabbing the iron ring.

We see now it was not merely a matter of the truth, which never stood in the way of the message (UPDATE:  uh-huh!). It is simply that she does not care at all about the content of anything she says except whether or not it will have the desired political effect. That, of course, is a formula that is inherently self-defeating, but when you lack sensitivity… when you do not care… when you just do not get it…

You defeat yourself.

Cross-posted on Right-Wing News.

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Miami nice

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 21, 2008

View from mediation in MiamiIt’s a down-time moment for me here in Miami, where I am representing a client in a mediation session over a copyright claim. Or several. Quite a nice view from the conference room, but I’d rather be on this side of the glass — it is monstrously hot, even though it’s still only May; yesterday was evidently a record 97 degrees.

Of course when I got to my parents’ house in La Boca Vista (Phase III) — or is it Mar Gables? — I asked them about, well, the air conditioning. “I’m very comfortable,” said my mom… of course. Okay, well, I asked them — just what exactly number do you guys set the air conditioner at here?

How can I time this for you in writing?

I’ll just come out and say it. It’s set on seventy-seven degrees!!! Yes, that is the target temperature, not the one that, when it gets to be that outside, you turn on the air conditioner!

Okay, so I am a still-hot-running saftig forty-five-year-old male, not a 67-year-old woman recovering from an operation and her dutiful husband, but I have to admit the concept really did take me back to that Seinfeld episode.

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Keith Olbermann — the blog traffic gift that keeps on giving

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 20, 2008

More than a year ago, I posted this — merely a link to Bob Cox’s Olbermann-obsessed blog — and it remains one of my highest-traffic posts, and one that has had a recent odd upsurge in traffic.

He’s baaaack!

What a wicked, mediocre man.  And he’s hardly alone.

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AP Blues

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 18, 2008

Steve Boriss on the Associated Press:

Marshall Field III, grandson of the founder of the department store of the same name, also challenged the AP monopoly with mixed results. He tried to launch the Chicago Sun in 1941, but struggled because AP member Chicago Tribune blocked his membership, freezing him out of the ultra low-cost news available to members. Field took his case all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, which found the AP in violation of the Sherman Anti-Trust Act. The Court in its decision quoted legendary appellate judge Learned Hand, who wrote of the dangers of AP’s monopoly: “In the production of news every step involves the conscious intervention of some news gatherer, and two accounts of the same event will never be the same. … For these reasons it is impossible to treat two news services as interchangeable, and to deprive a paper of the benefit of any service of the first rating is to deprive the reading public of means of information which it should have; it is only by cross-lights from varying directions that full illumination can be secured.”

Unfortunately, the AP’s legal defeat led to no discernible increase in competition among newspapers. Not a single, financially viable paper has been launched in the more than 60 years since the decision.

But the real problem is not the number of newspapers we now have, but that they refuse to compete with each other, a symptom of the AP-created culture of collaboration over competition. For example, in any other business, if there were a highly successful paper in one city, it would be natural for it to expand to a nearby city to dethrone the leader. But as members of the same AP network, papers assume their cities belong to them, and no other member has the right to invade it. Even if a neighboring paper did invade, the AP network makes it nearly impossible for them to succeed through competition because all papers are essentially running the same stories anyway.

The end result of the AP network has been the creation of a news supply chain that reliably turns out monolithic, center-left news. Each evening, the New York Times and Washington Post coordinate their stories, creating what is erroneously referred to as the “national conversation,” but is really how the world looks to editors writing for audiences in the nation’s liberal centers of money and power. These stories are then slavishly followed by the TV networks, spread by the NY Times, Washington Post, and AP news services to metro papers, whose stories are, in turn, slavishly repeated by local TV stations.

This AP-supported journalism culture deprives Americans of their birthright as codified by the Founding Fathers.

Very, very interesting. Still, I wish he had cited that part of the “code,” because I am not sure where a right to monopoly-free newspapering is written in the Constitution (he did say “Founding Fathers”).

I think the AP is despicable for a lot of reasons, too, but I’m a little surprised a libertarian law professor such as Glenn Reynolds, via whom I found this link, doesn’t enunciate either a constitutional argument to buck up Boriss here, or a free-market defense of the application (successful or otherwise) of antitrust law to a First Amendment protected activity such as reporting.

What I’m getting at here is that I don’t quite understand the political economy of Pajamas Media in this article in terms of what I thought it was in general, except that, well, yes, we righties hates the AP. Can’t we do better than that?

Cross-posted on Right Wing News.

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