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New levels of losing

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 3, 2007

In sports, in politics, as in real life — there is nothing like the Mets.

Posted in Americana, Jocularity | 5 Comments »

Losers in the corn

Posted by Ron Coleman on September 25, 2007

“Police Find Swastika Cut Into Acres Of N.J. Cornfield” — what a great way to get a lot of attention, anonymously or otherwise (anonymous attention can be quite a lot of fun), without actually achieving anything or for that matter even really hurting anyone.

The worst thing you could have done to the kids who did this would have been not to have reported it at all, which would take the kind of discipline previously reserved for people who run onto the field at ball games in order to get on TV.  This is the same level of stupidity.  The swastika is nothing, in this context, but a “Hi Mom!” sign.

Posted in Americana | 2 Comments »

Free speech not free

Posted by Ron Coleman on September 23, 2007

We are so brave here at our college (U. of Colorado) newspaper, writing bad words to the President!

Well, it is their right. I may disagree with them — and their attitude, and their childishness, and their lack of imagination — but I will defend to a very bad hangnail their right to say it in their collegiate sandbox. Similarly I will defend the right of everyone who pays for these kinderlech to play to pick up their stuff and go home:

In a letter to the University Community and Collegian readers, McSwane wrote, “While the editorial board feels strongly with regard to First Amendment issues, we have found the unintended consequences of such a bold statement to be extremely disheartening.”McSwane told 7NEWS that ads from the CSU Bookstore were pulled from the paper in response to the editorial. Bookstore managers declined to comment.

The Associated Press Saturday reported the student newspaper has lost $30,000 in advertising and had to cut pay and other budgets by 10 percent because of fallout.

What a great lesson in life. I am sure another one is looming: How soon before a mandated student-activities fund grant is made to replace the lost advertising? Just axing.

Posted in Americana, Oppression | 4 Comments »

On the Final

Posted by Ron Coleman on September 21, 2007

I have been pondering this link from Instapundit for a couple of days now.  It is about, in one sense, a cutesie trend on American campuses now called a “last lecture”: 

Schools such as Stanford and the University of Alabama have mounted “Last Lecture Series,” in which top professors are asked to think deeply about what matters to them and to give hypothetical final talks. For the audience, the question to be mulled is this: What wisdom would we impart to the world if we knew it was our last chance?

Now the lecture in question in the article really was the last chance, for all practical purposes, for the professor involved, who is dying.  I was, however, rather put off by this idea.  The man was facing his end, I realized; how churlish could I be about such a topic?

On the eve of Yom Kippur, however — when among Jews the congregation as a whole admits to a state of sinfulness generically, but as individuals reserves the most intimate of confession for the private communication between Man and his Creator — I’ve had the chance to contemplate the matter some more.  Regrettably for those among us who circulate heart-warming emails and who yet care about my opinion (uh, hi, Mom), I want to go with my initial instinct, at least as to the general trend; as to the case in the article, perhaps that requires more thought. 

The “last lecture” trend is truly the emblem of ours, history’s most narcisstic era.  Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Americana, Faith and Works, O Mores! | 12 Comments »

Kent State ’07

Posted by Ron Coleman on September 19, 2007

The shock of the Tasergate doesn’t wear off. Man.

Althouse‘s “Meade” brings it:

Campus police and Bushhitler coming
We’re finally on our own
This summer we felt the horrific harbinger
One tased in Florida

Gotta get down to it
Shutting our microphones down
Shoulda been done long ago

What if you knew him and
found him tased on the ground?
How can you run
when you know it’s an iconic turning point?

America’s most self-important, self-satisfied generation begets America’s most trivial.

First tragedy, then farce, right?

Posted in Americana, Oppression, Past is prologue | 1 Comment »

Where do they keep him? An aircraft hangar?

Posted by Ron Coleman on September 17, 2007

“Heh,” as they say.  Politico.com:

After winning the exhaustively-titled “outstanding creative achievement for an interactive television program or series” award for his youth-oriented cable network Current TV, former vice president and current non-candidate de celeb Al Gore is now officially a kept man.At the 59th Annual Emmy Awards, which aired live last night on Fox, Gore’s none-too-secret love affair with Hollywood became almost farcical in its total disregard of discretion, or even decorum.

Next you’ll tell me they’ve put that new Stalin movie by Oliver Stone on hold.

Posted in Americana, Medialites | 9 Comments »

Corn country

Posted by Ron Coleman on September 17, 2007

The AP has a story about the late Honorable Gerald Ford’s face, cut into the corn.

Each year, Gull Meadow Farms near Richland[, Michigan] cuts a maze in its corn fields. A company that specializes in corn maze design drew up the plans for the Ford portrait, which says PRESIDENT FORD across the top and THANKS below.

“Instead of just creating a path for people to travel through, we decided to make it a tribute to the late President Ford,” said Justin Wendzel, a spokesman for the farm.

I find this very touching.  Jerry Ford didn’t inspire a lot of passion in hardly anyone, and probably, as a personal matter, didn’t inspire all that much in anyone at Gull Meadow Farm.  But the idea that a good man can execute public service honorably, and be the head of state of a great country, is — still, to some people — reason enough to honor him, in one’s own way, upon his passing.

Very touching and, of course, perfectly corny. 

Posted in Americana | 1 Comment »

The City

Posted by Ron Coleman on September 11, 2007

Manhattan has been compelled to expand skyward because of the absence of any other direction in which to grow. This, more than any other thing, is responsible for its physical majesty. It is to the nation what the white church spire is to the village–the visible symbol of aspiration and faith, the white plume saying that the way is up. The summer traveler swings in … and as [his car] glides above the pigeon lofts and back yards of Queens looks southwest to where the morning light first strikes the steel peaks of midtown, and he sees its upward thrust unmistakable: the great wall of sand towers rising, the smoke rising, the heat not yet rising, the hopes and ferments of so many awakening millions rising–this vigorous spear that presses heaven hard….

The subtlest change in New York is something people don’t speak much about but that is in everyone’s mind. The city, for the first time in its long history, is destructible. A single flight of planes no bigger that a wedge of geese can quickly end this island fantasy, burn the towers, crumble the bridges, turn the underground passages into lethal chambers, cremate the millions. The intimidation of mortality is part of New York now: in the sound of jets overhead, in the black headlines of the latest edition.  All dwellers in cities must live with the stubborn fact of annihilation; in New York the fact is somewhat more concentrated because of the concentration of the city itself, and because, of all targets, New York has a certain clear priority. In the mind of whatever perverted dreamer who might loose the lightning, New York must hold a steady, irresistible charm.

It used to be that the Statue of Liberty was the signpost that proclaimed New York and translated it for all the world. Today Liberty shares the role with Death. Along the East River, from the razed laughterhouses of Turtle Bay, as though in a race with the spectral flight of planes, men are carving out the permanent headquarters of the United Nations–the greatest housing project of them all. In its stride, New York takes on one more interior city, to shelter, this time, all governments, and to clear the slum called war. New York is not a capital city–it is not a national capital or a stage capital. But it is by way of becoming the capital of the world. The buildings, as conceived by architects, will be cigar boxes set on end. Traffic will flow in a new tunnel under First Avenue. Forty-seventh Street will be widened (and if my guess is any good, trucks will appear late at night to plant tall trees surreptitiously, their roots to mingle with the intestines of the town). Once again the city will absorb, almost without showing any sign of it, a congress of visitors. . . .

The city at last perfectly illustrates both the universal dilemma and the general solution, this riddle in steel and stone is at once the perfect target and the perfect demonstration of nonviolence, of racial brotherhood, this lofty target scraping the skies and meeting the destroying planes halfway, home of all people and all nations, capital of everything, housing the deliberations by which the planes are to be stayed and their errand forestalled.

A block or two west of the new City of Man in Turtle Bay there is an old willow tree that presides over an interior garden. It is a battered tree, long-suffering and much-climbed, held together by strands of wire but beloved of those who know it. In a way it symbolizes the city: life under difficulties, growth against odds, sap-rise in the midst of concrete, and the steady reaching for the sun. Whenever I look at it nowadays, and feel the cold shadow of the planes, I thing: “This must be saved, this particular thing, this very tree.” If it were to go, all would go–the city, this mischievous and marvelous monument which not to look upon would be like death.

E. B. White, Here is New York (1949) .

My September 11th, here.

Posted in Americana, Past is prologue | 1 Comment »

Distressing truck graffiti

Posted by Ron Coleman on September 10, 2007


Distressing truck graffiti

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman.

I don’t know what to make of it. It haunts me still.

Well, no. Not really. But it was creepy.

Posted in Americana, Sisyphus | 2 Comments »

Wall of Honor, Passaic City Hall

Posted by Ron Coleman on September 7, 2007


Wall of Honor, Passaic City Hall

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman.
The pictures of servicemen and women from Passaic, New Jersey now serving overseas in Iraq and Afghanistan are taped up on the wall outside the City Council chambers, recently disgraced (and hardly for the first time in this administration alone). The City, that is; not the pictures, or their subjects.

I was there for a zoning board hearing on behalf of a religious school (we won — no bribes).

Posted in Americana | 2 Comments »