David Lat at Abovethelaw.com breathlessly — and who can blame him? — chronicles the frenzy of cash-engorged white-shoe law firms bidding against each other for the privilege of hiring former law clerks for federal judges. Clerks’ hides are valued highly because by virtue of securing that clerkship, they’ve demonstrated high academic achievement, and after a year or two writing a judge’s opinions and observing the comings and goings in the federal courts, they’re presumed to be super-primed for big-time law in terms of familiarity with procedure, protocol, and enhanced judgment and maturity. They also add to a law firm’s prestige and, to some extent, probably can’t hurt their relationship with judges, either.
Now David’s site reports, in an item by Laurie Lin following up on a report in DC’s Legal Times, about how just how questionable all those assumptions are:
Two current clerks in Judge A. Raymond Randolph’s chambers recently circulated a book proposal on habeas corpus and the war on terror, a topic about which they claimed to have some expertise — as a result of the high-profile cases to which they currently have access in Randolph’s chambers! . . .
It was a connection the two clerks flaunted, noting that they brought a “unique perspective” to edit submissions because “they have spent a year in the legal trenches” as clerks on the D.C. Circuit “during a year that saw several landmark detention decisions likely to end up before the Supreme Court.”
They didn’t mention, presumably, that Judge Randolph’s decisions were overturned. But that’s okay — they’ve already overturned their careers and will have plenty of time to refine their book proposals.
I don’t mean to wallow in their unfortunate situations. But the air is getting mighty thin among elites in the legal profession. It’s not surprising the lack of oxygen is taking its toll.












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