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Obama and the New Yorker

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 14, 2008

Glenn Reynolds rounds the whole thing up with what looks like one of the longest recent posts on Instapundit ever (or recently). It’s not surprising, because there’s so much going on there, so many angles, so much to munch. It’s stuff like this that always makes me chuckle at the concept that so many believe that so much in the world is predictable and that history in any kind of sense ever “came to an end.”

James Poniewozik, who writes a Time mag blog, actually hit the point I was going to make, before I could:

Judging the cover as a cover is pretty easy by me: it’s a pretty obvious and dumb stunt, the kind of subtle-as-a-brick cover the New Yorker has been doing now and then since the Tina Brown era, when it ran an Art Spiegelman cover of a Chasid kissing a black woman on a post-Crown Heights New York subway.

The New Yorker has gotten a lot better since Tina Brown moved on, but on this point I agree with Poniewozik. Like me, evidently, he’s been stewing over that cover for a while. But for what the Obama cover did to peel back more reality beneath the political, racial and religious posturing… perhaps that’s actually good magazine publishing?

UPDATE:  Adweek is in accord:  “As a cover, it’s attention getting, yes. But as inspired satire, that takes the visual image to another level of metaphor, it falls far short.”

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No, you first!

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 13, 2008

Timothy Noah reveals an uncomfortable truth about the Warren Christopher / James Baker Road Show:

Congress doesn’t want to streamline its role in declaring war, because, for all its bluster (not to mention its constitutional responsibility), Congress doesn’t want to be held politically accountable for the results. . . .

Congress has all the war-making power it needs, and considerably more than it wants. The latter problem can’t be solved legislatively. Cowardice, opportunism, and indecision inhabit a realm beyond the reach of law, and you’d think that two experienced hands like Baker and Christopher would understand that better than most.

You have to already wonder why anyone would want to listen to two mediocre former secretaries of state about almost anything.  The fact that they’re not the worst-ever retirees from that position (a group that includes Cyrus Vance and of course Ramsay Clark) doesn’t help.

But Noah is right:  Congress wants plausible deniability, above all.  Look how nicely that played out over the Iraq War, after all.

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Sleight of hand

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 11, 2008

Slate is so cute:

McCain economic adviser Phil Gramm did his candidate no favors Wednesday when he told the Washington Times that the current economic downturn is a “mental recession.” “We have sort of become a nation of whiners,” Gramm said. “You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, America in decline.” . . .

Gramm explained that although “the economy is bad,” it doesn’t qualify as a “recession.” And that other part? “When I said we’ve become a nation of whiners, I’m talking about our leaders. I’m not talking about our people.”

The funny part is, recession or not, Gramm and his investors have felt the pain as much as anyone. Just look at the stock of UBS, where Gramm serves as vice chairman. It’s dropped by 70 percent over the last year. (See Daniel Gross’ recent Slate piece to find out why.)

Below that is a chart showing the tanking stock price for UBS.

Funny.  It would be less funny, but more enlightening, to actually demonstrate the existence of a recession, though, as opposed to either the decline of a single security or even of the whole stock market.

Whining is a lot funnier, though.

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They’d have to invent it

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 9, 2008

Instapundit:

JESSE JACKSON SLAMS OBAMA: This seems like good news for the Obama Campaign.

News so good that if it hadn’t happened organically, you’d almost think they’d had set it…

Nah. Couldn’t be.

UPDATE:  I may have been the first to suggest it, but at least now I’m not the only one.

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Feltly Hats, Williamsburg

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 8, 2008

Feltly Hats, Williamsburg

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman

This is an amazing neighborhood, the last one where the prevalance of store signs in Yiddish exceeds that of English.

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The Right-Winger’s Guide

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 7, 2008

Jack Hattendoff asks:

[H]ow can a card carrying Union Member whose very existence is predicated to working in a factory hold hands and sing Coom-by-ya with an Environmentalist who wants nothing more than to shut that factory down to save the planet?

“Nothing more,” Jack?  Not even free love, coerced water flouridation, direct election of Senators and New Math?  Perhaps we need to read the book:  Jack would answer these questions, and more, it seems in his book, The Right-Winger’s Guide to the Radical Left.

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Ain’t coming back

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 30, 2008

Chrysler reports that it’s shutting down minivan production. “Foreman said, ‘These jobs are goin’, boys, and they ain’t comin’ back … to your hometown.” Bruce was right then, and he’d be right to say it now, too, but not for the reasons he thinks.

It’s not because of free trade, or even because folks in other countries are willing to be exploited. It’s not because of gasoline prices or awful automotive design and engineering. It’s not because of a general economic decline.

Those jobs are going, boys, because the structure of American automobile labor arrangements is hopeless — even for the private equity boys who bought Chrysler. Or, maybe, precisely for the private equity boys, who watch dollars and understand what they do better than millions of public shareholders.

They’re watching dollars go into hopelessly out of date union seniority rules, health plans, pensions — the kind of benefits that few credentialed professionals can hope for, much less semi-skilled auto plant labor. And them dollars, boys, they ain’t coming back.

Gas prices will fall, and a lot, in the next year. American cars will continue to get better and better. American factories will continue to put out very good products in the industries in which they’re competitive.

But unless and until the United Auto Workers fundamentally changes itself into something that is culturally, historically and politically it never has been, is not, and probably never can be, they ain’t comin’ back.

Cross-posted on Right Wing News.

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The bloggers, the Associated Press and the Media Bloggers Association

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 18, 2008

You can’t have missed the story (indeed an earlier version of this post was on LIKELIHOOD OF CONFUSION®), in all its agony — its schlepped-out, melodramatic agony.  I link to Glenn Reynolds because he’s a good aggregator here, but also because it’s interesting to see how he’s gotten caught up in this, too.

One weensy problem with the blogosphere: It’s so quick, so supple, so instantaneous, so plastic… that it is also reactive, and in its own way, reactionary. Its reactions have the tendency, from time to time, of pouring flames on fires, and painting parties and their antagonists into corners neither wants to be in.  That’s what has happened to some extent with the Drudge Retort story.

In contrast, Bob Cox of the Media Bloggers Association (MBA) demonstrates what a grownup blogger attitude could look like.

Yes, I am involved in these discussions, as general counsel of the Media Bloggers Association, and am not wholly objective. But I do believe that the overheated nature of the j’accuse crowd speaks for itself.

UPDATE: Oh my gosh!  Really, the comments in that discussion run mostly along two lines:  “Don’t confuse me with the facts,” and “I don’t know anyone who voted for Nixon!”  At one point — several actually — Rogers Cadenhead himself actually checks in to clear the air.  He’s the Drudge Retort guy himself who got the DMCA takedown notices, and all the outraged “experts” tell him, “Shut up, what the hell do you know?”

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Judge grants himself raise, appoints himself king

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 11, 2008

The New York Law Journal:

Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Edward H. Lehner today gave the Legislature and Governor David A. Paterson 90 days to adjust the pay of the state’s 1,300 judges to reflect the rise in the cost of living since their last raise nearly 10 years ago.

Justice Lehner found that the Legislature and the governor had “unconstitutionally abused their power” by neglecting to raise judicial pay. He concluded in Larabee v. Governor, 112301/07, that the executive and legislative branches had violated the separation of powers doctrine by linking judicial pay to extraneous legislative issues such as raises for the legislators themselves and campaign finance reform.

Wow. It’s good to be the king!

The objection here, obviously, comes precisely from the concept of the separation of powers. I have not read the opinion, but it is astonishing to suggest that a judge can make a policy decision as to judicial pay — his own salary — and call what may very well be a very poor, an awful, a scandalous policy, “unconstitutional” as a basis for ordering a legislature to make what is obviously a legislative decision: Setting the pay of state employees, whether they wear robes or not.

Let’s see how this plays out. Considering that this litigation strategy has been more than endorsed by the Chief Judge of New York State, Judith Kaye, it’s hard to imagine how this judicial coup d’etat can be stopped.

On the other hand… what if the legislature doesn’t “obey”?

New York State seems to be on its way to achieving banana republic status.

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The leg speaks

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 11, 2008

Chris Matthews’s Leg:

I’m confident America is ready for a leader who doesn’t know what the crap he’s talking about, but says it in a truly beautiful and uplifting way. After all, we had the exact opposite for the last seven years. I’ve got that thrilling sense that we’re all witnesses to history.

Actually he seems to have stepped right on something there. “After all, we had the exact opposite for the last seven years.” Is that really what it is that makes us want to call Obama “daddy”? (Or was it abu?  Not exactly a sentiment fit for Father’s Day, actually…)

Great graphic at the link!

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