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The rosetta stone of liberalism

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 21, 2007

Do intellectuals simply not understand brutes?

Of course we they don’t. Brutes can hardly ever figure out how to get all the way up that ivory tower, what with the curvy staircase and all. (Trigonometry, right?) The only way most intellectuals ever “get it” is when we they go downstairs for a soda pop and get mugged by reality out on terra firma.

The lucky ones live to maybe think a little and write about it, if they have the nerve. Not because they’re afraid of the brutes outside. Now they have to be afraid of the ones back inside the tower, with the pinz nezes.

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Career crib death

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 11, 2007

David Lat at Abovethelaw.com breathlessly — and who can blame him? — chronicles the frenzy of cash-engorged white-shoe law firms bidding against each other for the privilege of hiring former law clerks for federal judges. Clerks’ hides are valued highly because by virtue of securing that clerkship, they’ve demonstrated high academic achievement, and after a year or two writing a judge’s opinions and observing the comings and goings in the federal courts, they’re presumed to be super-primed for big-time law in terms of familiarity with procedure, protocol, and enhanced judgment and maturity. They also add to a law firm’s prestige and, to some extent, probably can’t hurt their relationship with judges, either.

Now David’s site reports, in an item by Laurie Lin following up on a report in DC’s Legal Times, about how just how questionable all those assumptions are:

Two current clerks in Judge A. Raymond Randolph’s chambers recently circulated a book proposal on habeas corpus and the war on terror, a topic about which they claimed to have some expertise — as a result of the high-profile cases to which they currently have access in Randolph’s chambers! . . .

It was a connection the two clerks flaunted, noting that they brought a “unique perspective” to edit submissions because “they have spent a year in the legal trenches” as clerks on the D.C. Circuit “during a year that saw several landmark detention decisions likely to end up before the Supreme Court.”

They didn’t mention, presumably, that Judge Randolph’s decisions were overturned. But that’s okay — they’ve already overturned their careers and will have plenty of time to refine their book proposals.

I don’t mean to wallow in their unfortunate situations. But the air is getting mighty thin among elites in the legal profession. It’s not surprising the lack of oxygen is taking its toll.

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Bright eyes

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 8, 2007

Instapundit writes:

Jules Crittenden would rather distinguish between bozos and non-bozos: “It’s the smart jihadis I’m more worried about. Not bozos like these. You’d almost think these were the ones they wanted us to catch.” Actually, there’s a high bozo contingent in Al Qaeda. They make up for the fact that they’re not especially bright by being persistent and willing to learn from their mistakes.

Actually, I can’t think of a better definition of “bright” than learning from your mistakes.

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Jessica Lynch’s prison memoirs

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 25, 2007

Debbie Schlussel argues that Jessica Lynch, happy recipient of the Bronze Star for her dubious heroism in the Iraq War and now happy puppet of the Senate Arms Services Committee, is a prisoner of nothing but her own ego and ambition.

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Does this gene make me look fat?

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 12, 2007

England’s TimesOnline:

A gene that contributes to obesity has been identified for the first time, promising tofeeding-gargantua.jpg explain why some people easily put on weight while others with similar lifestyles stay slim.

That is the blog item. The pun in the headline — there is no more commentary, except please tell me when the gene therapy is covered by my insurance.

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It worked before it didn’t work

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 8, 2007

William Saletan explains that despite the spin, a recent study demonstrates that the Atkins Diet really does work.

What was the spin? That no one stays on it.

Saletan’s right: Okay, so it works until you go off it. You can’t blame the diet for that. Now, saying it works is not the same as saying, “Go ahead and do it.” Because the latter is an overall recommendation that includes a prediction of success… and….

The likelihood of success on Atkins is, I would say, not high. Because everyone I know who has ever been on it has lost a lot of weight — a lot. And gained it back. A lot more. They’ve done nothing to learn how to eat less which is, let’s face it, what it’s really all about, long-term. And now they’re not only fat, or fatter, they’re mean. But a jolly mean.

So yes, Atkins works. Until it doesn’t.

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