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“It’s okay, the UN is here!”

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 26, 2007

James Lileks:

“We are here from the UN to glower and stare. Now go about your genocide, but feel bad about it.”

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Well, it takes a village, after all

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 26, 2007

Improper colonial deference to Baroness Clinton and the Marquess of Levin:

Iraq’s beleaguered prime minister on Sunday lashed out at Democrats who have called for his ouster, saying Sens. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Carl Levin need to “come to their senses.”Nouri al-Maliki, who is fighting to hold his government together, issued a series of stinging ripostes against a variety of foreign officials who recently have spoken negatively about his leadership. But those directed at Democrats Clinton, of New York, and Levin, of Michigan, were the most strident.

“There are American officials who consider Iraq as if it were one of their villages, for example Hillary Clinton and Carl Levin. They should come to their senses,” al-Maliki said at a news conference.

Good for him. That certainly adds an interesting dynamic, wouldn’t you say? Ironic, quite, yes. Good show.

UPDATE:  “It takes a village… idiot.”

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I iz so mbarsd

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 25, 2007

I hate cat blogging, of course.katzs.gif

But as this Wall Street Journal piece notes, no one can resist LOL Cats.

That includes me. I can’t resist it. It’s. So.

Gosh, it is so adorable.

I hate myself.

UPDATE:  A slightly different angle from Dean.

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Deeper than you think

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 25, 2007

Yahoo! News reports more bad news about those unfortunate, and most certainly deceased, miners:

The latest hole drilled into a collapsed mine where six men are trapped broke through an area too small for the men to survive, a lawyer for several of the men’s families said Saturday.
“The only thing they told us is there is no void where the sixth hole is; there is no space,” attorney Colin King said after a meeting between the families and mine officials.

king.jpgI find it troubling — and yes, I am a lawyer — that the interlocutor for the families here is a lawyer. A personal injury lawyer.

Naturally he is counting the dollars on some wrongful death settlement, whether the law supports such an outcome in this case or not. He actually is probably subject to disqualification due to a conflict of interest — his involvement in the facts here makes him a likely witness.

But this is besides the point. This is not a juncture where personal injury lawyers should be playing a public role or, frankly, even be particularly involved in a situation such as this. Something is wrong with our society that one is.

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Hades can wait

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 24, 2007

Instapundit is skeptical of fresh reports that the wicked Fidel Castro is about to become El Frito. It’s true, I guess, that they have all the time in the underworld for this murderer. On the other hand, it’s the rest of us, saddled with him in this world, who are impatient for news of his dispatch.

My mother gives lectures about pre-Castro Jewish life in Cuba, which she experienced first-hand, immigrating to this country in 1956. Her family had escaped pre-war Poland, leaving behind hundreds of relatives who did not. Thankfully, they got to Cuba before the fascist regime there starting pulling stunts such as the shame of the St. Louis (one the United States shares). These Jewish Labor Bundists toasted Castro when he fought Batista from the hills; but, utilizing the same radar they employed to get out of Poland in the early ’30’s, they got out of Cuba before the real trouble began. This time all the survivors came, with their “Guantamera” records and a strong attachment to their island home, but looking, and finally finding, safety, liberty and prosperity in America.

And that’s (in part) why I’m a conservative.

Castro was no Hitler, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. It’s mainly a matter of degree, when you’re comparing totalitarians. I’m sure they’ll have a lot to talk about, though. Hopefully, soon.

UPDATE: Naturally, here’s the spot to watch for news on this.

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Dear Loser

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 24, 2007

We don’t want you.  Or any of your little friends.

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A real debate?

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 24, 2007

Dave Schuler:

Fuddy-duddy that I am I’d like to see some real formal debates between just four of the candidates (two affirmative, two negative). Just for fun here are some topics I’d like to see debated.I’d like to see Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden take the affirmative and Bill Richardson and Dennis Kucinich the negative in the following proposition

Resolved: the U. S. should retain a troop presence in Iraq

I’d like to see Barack Obama take the affirmative and Chris Dodd the negative debating

Resolved: one term in the U. S. Senate is enough experience at the national level for a president.

I’d like to see any number of the Republican candidates debate whether a candidate’s character as reflected in his personal life is relevant to his candidacy for the presidency.

Dream on, Dave!

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Blessing with faint damnation

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 23, 2007

In “Behind Giuliani’s Tough Talk,” Time magazine steps up to begin the attack process — completely legitimate — on the Republican front-runner. I read the article and did not find it particularly damning. Not that there aren’t weaknesses to discuss; there are. But it’s very telling that the best Time could do for a serve-it-up opinion on Giuliani’s leadership style was this:

Giuliani’s record on managing the city’s emergency responders is more telling—and shows a more complicated leadership style than Americans saw on 9/11. “When we reflected on his tenure, we saw qualities that were not helpful,” says Jamie Gorelick, a member of the 9/11 commission and former Deputy Attorney General in the Clinton Administration. “[For President], I think you want someone who is not polarizing. Someone who brings people together by the power of persuasion rather than the power of dictate. Someone who is considering of other points of view and ultimately decisive. And on all three scores, I have serious doubts about the mayor.”

Laughter abounds. Jamie Gorelick?! They quoted that Jamie Gorelick?

You have to like Rudy’s chances more and more.

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Beware of false friends

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 23, 2007

Nancy Friedman calls out the fakes who trip up the verbally ambitious among us.

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Slow of conscience

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 23, 2007

What you can find under the rocks just going through your morning mail in this business!

I just mentioned depositions in my previous post — now checking through the morning New York Law Journal, I see that New York’s Appellate Division has ruled that stretching out a deposition taken up against a court-imposed deadline by giving your answers in slow motion and dithering over documents is grounds for extending the deadline. It’s in a lawsuit against the PLO and the PLA, actually, trying to attach their assets to collect on a judgment for wrongful death obtained by the families of some of Hamas’s victims, based on the days when Hamas and Nobel-Prize-winner Yasir Arafat played nicely together. As the attorney for the plaintiff noted on the record:

tanenbaum.jpg“Mr. Tanenbaum [the lawyer for the PLO] has been evidently prepared, I assume prepared, to talk quite slowly, there’s long breaks between questions and the answers, inordinately long periods of time are spent perusing documents, including one time when I told him I’m only going to be asking about the first page of a document and I watched him read through each page of the document, which is admirable deposition preparation, but it makes things take a long time . . . .”

The Appellate Division, noting that no denial of these tactics was present in the record, considered them admitted and reversed the trial court’s ruling that no more time for the deposition would be permitted. Read the dissent — it’s blistering. I also think it’s wrong (the majority deals with it to some extent). Parties should not be denied substantial substantive rights by tactics like this, even if their attorneys could have done a better job scheduling the deposition. Judges sometimes make deadlines fetishes, and forget what’s really going on in their courtrooms isn’t merely their jobs; it’s other peoples’ lives. Or, here, responsibility for their deaths.

Incidentally — “Tanenbaum,” lawyer for the PLO? Here’s what the decision says:

In the course of discovery within this enforcement proceeding, plaintiffsarafat.jpg noticed James Tanenbaum, a former partner at Stroock & Stroock & Lavan. While at that firm, Tanenbaum was a registered foreign agent of The Palestinian Authority and represented both the Authority and The Insurance and Pension Fund.

Here’s Tanenbaum now (his firm, one of the absolute best, lost this appeal). This guy with the nice Jewish name also endowed the “Scholarship for Peace and Democracy in the Middle East” at his alma mater, Lehigh University, where he is chairman of the board of trustees.

Is that “peace” in the Nobel Peace Prize sense, or in the peace of mind for James Tanenbaum sense?

Stroock & Stroock & Lavan is a firm full of Jews of every stripe. The PLO practice, from what I have learned, was connected to Rita Hauser, a well known “peace activist” in one or both of those cynical senses of the word.

Shame on them. (Universities that have taken Tanenbaum’s and Hauser’s money, such as Lehigh, NYU and Harvard, are perhaps even more beyond shame than lawyers.) Every slime is entitled to a lawyer. But you don’t have to be that lawyer. (I’d be a rich man if I didn’t object to representing pornographers.) If you are, though, not surprisingly you have to resort to unethical tactics to represent your client “effectively.” The eat – up – the- deadline – with – slow – motion – deposition – answers is a new one to me. At least, for the moment, sleazy tricks on behalf of genocidal clients didn’t carry the day.

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