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Airport rage

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 15, 2007

Can be fatal.    Very troubling.  (I didn’t watch the video and don’t know why anyone would.  Just read the post.)

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Bad lawyer. Bad.

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 15, 2007

Thanatopsis - Asher B. Durand

TaxProf Blog quotes the Seventh Circuit once again whaling on a hapless lawyer:

Jerold W. Barringer represented Patridge at trial, in the Tax Court, and during the three appeals to this court. He has performed below the standard of a pro se litigant; we have serious doubt about his fitness to practice law. The problem is not simply his inability to distinguish between plausible and preposterous arguments. It is his disdain for the norms of legal practice (19 issues indeed!) and the rules of procedure. . . .

Here is the complete text of his “STATEMENT OF THE FACTS” . . . . This contains not a single fact and verges on illiteracy. . . .

We therefore give Barringer 14 days to show cause why he should not be fined $10,000 for his frivolous arguments and noncompliance with the Rules, and why he should not be suspended from practice until he demonstrates an ability to litigate an appeal competently and responsibly.

Just this kind of day for me. Hat tip to Above the Law.

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Those who can’t, coach

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 15, 2007

ABC News has this story (yes, Glenn again) about three grateful recipients of Bill Clinton pardons who, not surpisingly, want to show some gratitude — and the best way to do that right now is to give money to his co-president in her current campaign for the Top Banana role.

This does not move me that much.

I was, however, struck by this piece of the story:

One of the pardonees who has become a donor to Sen. Clinton is David Herdlinger, aherdlinger.jpg former prosecutor in Springdale, Ark., who, according to press accounts at the time of his pardon pleaded guilty in 1986 to mail fraud after taking bribes to reduce or drop charges against defendants charged with drunken driving offenses.

Now a life and business coach in Georgia, Herdlinger was pardoned by President Clinton in January 2001; he donated $1,000 to Sen. Clinton’s presidential campaign in August.

A disbarred lawyer who “pleaded guilty in 1986 to mail fraud after taking bribes to reduce or drop charges against defendants charged with drunken driving offenses” — a life coach? What a country!

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Do you believe in magic?

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 15, 2007

Kaus on how Obama is arguing for his electability (link added by me):

Obama’s new wrinkle is the argument is that Bush is so unpopular he’s freed up a bunch of voters at the center for Dems to capture without triangulating. That may be true on universal health care coverage (where Obama’s plan arguably triangulates a bit more than Clinton’s plan). But I’m not sure where else it applies. At bottom, it still seems a variation of Shrumian populism, the idea that there are obvious answers to benefit the common man and the only thing standing in the way is some elite group or “corporate lobbyists in Washington”–as opposed to the non-populist position, which is that there are answers that benefit the common man but what’s standing in the way is usually a) the common man and b) poweful interest groups on the Democratic as well as Republican side. If our most difficult domestic problems (Social Security, health care cost control, poverty, civil rights, immigration) really did conform to the Populist model, they’d have been solved by now, by Democrats.

William Jennings BryantBut they will be, really soon. Why, just look at the Democratic Congress!

UPDATE: I took a closer look at the link I placed in the quote above for a definition of “Shrumiam populism.” It’s a very good article by Bill Clinton (and now Hillary Clinton) enabler Joe Klein, presaging the “Bob Shrum is the kiss of death in presidential elections” theme that was indeed proved true again in 2004. But being me, I liked this bit about John Edwards, because it’s a lot like what I’ve been saying all along:

The notion of economics as a zero-sum game—the people gain when the powerful lose; the people gain when they don’t have to compete against immigrants for work—is the mean-spirited fallacy at the heart of modern populism. This message is not only a proven loser but also the intellectual opposite of the expansive, inclusive, “rising tide” public activism that moved a generation of Americans, including Bob Shrum, to get involved in politics in the first place. The next John or Robert Kennedy may be a forlorn liberal hope and—as presented by Shrum—a threadbare cliché, but the Kennedys were, at the very least, idealists who raised the nation’s spirit with inspirational words and deeds. And they never defended “the little people” for a third of the take.

That leaves the Democrats (one would like to think) with Senator Clinton, who is not having her best autumn ever.  Not by a long shot.

This just might turn out okay!

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Toying with us

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 14, 2007

The consumer-watch-out-or-else people have put out their list of death toys. I had to laugh (darkly) when I read this excerpt:

Joan Lawrence of the Toy Industry Association questioned the usefulness of WATCH’s list, saying such lists often lack context about who the toy is aimed at and how it should be used.

For instance, “Jack Sparrow’s Spinning Dagger,” a toy from the popular “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie trilogy, clearly isn’t right for small children, but is fine for older kids, Lawrence said.

“In general, the products are safe as intended to be used,” she said.

Like any American my age, I was instantly reminded of old Irwin Mainway, President of Mainway Toys:

Consumer Reporter: Good evening, and welcome to the holiday edition of “Consumer Probe”. Our topic tonight is unsafe toys for children. For instance, this little bow and arrow set. [ holds up ] Pull the rubber suctions off, and the arrows become deadly missiles.

irwin-mainway.jpgWe have with us tonight, Mr. Irwin Mainway, President of Mainway Toys. Uh, Mr. Mainway, your company manufactures the following so-called harmless playthings: Pretty Peggy Ear-Piercing Set, Mr. Skin-Grafter, General Tron’s Secret Police Confession Kit, and Doggie Dentist. And what about this innocent rubber doll, which you market under the name Johnny Switchblade? [ holds up doll ] Press his head, and two sharp knives spring from his arms. [ demonstrates ] Mr. Mainway, I’m afraid this is, by no means, a very safe toy.

Irwin Mainway: Okay, Miss, I wanna correct you, alright. The full name of this product, as it appears in stores all over the county, is Johnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk. I mean, nothing goes wrong.. little girls buy ’em, you know, they play games, they make up stories, nobody gets hurt. I mean, so Barbie takes a knife once in a while, or Ken gets cut. You know, there’s no harm in that. I mean, as far as I can see, you know?

Consumer Reporter: Alright. Fine. Fine. Well, we’d like to show you another one of Mr. Mainway’s products. It retails for $1.98, and it’s called Bag O’ Glass. . . .

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Anonymity and cowardice

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 14, 2007

My friend Marc Randazza commented at my other blog regarding my comments on this topic as follows:

“most anonymous commentary is simply a matter of moral cowardice”? Ron, for the love of Thor. But for anonymous commentary, I doubt we would have broken free of the British Empire. We’d all… well, we’d all be speaking ENGLISH right now!

Anonymous speech is vital to a free society, and is often the lifeblood of core political speech. The First Amendment protects an individual’s right to speak anonymously. See McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Comm’n, 514 U.S. 334, 342 (1995) (“[A]n author’s decision to remain anonymous . . . is an aspect of the freedom of speech protected by the First Amendment.”).

Why do you think that is?

Consider the fact that without anonymous speech, there would likely be no United States of America. Neither Alexander Hamilton nor Benjamin Franklin affixed their names to their missives that fed the fires of the Revolution. If they had, they likely would have perished in the hangman’s noose, or in King George’s dungeons. The Federalists and Anti-Federalists alike were forthcoming in their political debates because they were shielded by their pseudonymity.

Today, political dissidents, corporate whistle-blowers, and other guardians of liberty are shielded by their anonymous nature. Without the ability to speak anonymously, the marketplace of ideas would feel a chilling wind blow through it, and more than a few members would close up shop.

Yes, sometimes bigots, defamers, and just plan jerks hide behind the shield of anonymity. But, I’m not going to throw the baby out with the bath water.

Unfortunately, you’re not the only one who is a little bit myopic when it comes to anonymous speech. See Calling for Harm to the First Amendment.

I’m not buying it, Marc. I think you have come with an excellent exemplar of “the exception that proves the rule.” Why, you’ve had to go back over two centuries, to a time of revolution!, to find a case of meritorious, substantial and truly brave anonymous speech. After all, I said “most anonymous commentary.”

Today there are so many systems in place for people with legitimateunknown-comic.jpg whistle-blowing information to take their whistles. Political “dissidence” is a joke; it holds no personal risks whatsoever in our place and time unless perhaps you work in academia; yet these self-styled “dissidents” — mainly scofflaws, punks and tinfoil-hatters — award themselves Purple Hearts every day. Luckily their speech usually harms no one meaningfully (I do not count the victims of bad policymaking by intimidated politicians, who bear their own guilt) and in any event I believe political speech is and should be completely privileged.

On the other hand, regarding personal and commercial defamation, I’d like to see the anonymity pendulum move a little toward the rational and fair — for there is nothing unfair about asking a man to stand up for what he believes if he insists on broadcasting it to 6 billion people. I am aware of the what the Supreme Court said in 1955. I am suggesting we reconsider the question — especially in light of what the Internet has done, is doing, and will do to our society. I am not saying to change course 180 degrees, but right now, it’s virtual open season on people with reputations by people with axes to grind.

I couldn’t care less if the vast majority of participants in the marketplace of expression (the marketplace of ideas actually still does have a price of entry, but most of us don’t even know where the front door is) “close up shop,” as you say. Perhaps a few other shops that ought not to close would also remain open.

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Hate means

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 14, 2007

Stuart Taylor writes:

In academia today, a professor who falsely smears his university’s students as racists is a hot commodity. And hate means never having to say you’re sorry.

(Via I/P.)  Gosh, I am glad I got out of there before it got this bad — though I don’t think it’s this bad at my alma mater, regarding which I do pay some attention to developments.  Even in the early ’80’s, Princeton was certainly across-the-board politically correct.  When I put up signs promoting a campus chapter of a group called, at the time “Peace Through Strength” — I don’t know what became of it, though several groups using that name seem to still exist — they were all, every one of them, pulled down well before the event took place.  Still, that is part of the game.  I was a Resident Advisor my senior year (I wouldn’t have even gotten the gig at Duke or one of the other PC hotbeds) and we had no responsibility for ideological indoctrination, nor was there much of that at all 25 years ago — though you could see its beginnings.

And where is its end?

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A dying practice

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 13, 2007

Dahlia Lithwick exposes the dirty little secret of capital punishment in this country:  It’s dying a death by a thousand injections.

As Richard Dieter at the Death Penalty Information Center points out, once the Supreme Court granted certiorari in Baze, the states were forced to defend their protocols en masse, even if they knew them to be flawed. If even one state were to change its procedure now, prisoners in the other states would have a constitutional claim. It’s a form of—pardon the pun—prisoner’s dilemma; the states backed their way into a rotten system, and now they must insist that it’s the greatest, most constitutional system around.

But Dieter points to another, more important reason states aren’t racing to embrace new execution methods: “The pitched battle over the death penalty is not a rational one,” he says. States that allow capital punishment don’t really want to kill a lot more people a lot more efficiently. They want to execute some people, sometimes, and the lethal-injection system—while flawed in substantive ways—was a political solution to a political problem.

In short, the strategy of anti-death-penalty advocates has worked.  And sloppy policymakers have no one but themselves to blame.

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Orthomom blogger fights and wins on blogger anonymity

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 13, 2007

The New York Law Journal reports (subscription required; link to blog added):

A former Lawrence school board member’s request for disclosure of the names of anonymous Internet critics has been rebuffed by a state judge, who ruled that the comments were protected speech.In a proceeding for pre-action discovery, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Marcy S. Friedman found that Google, the Internet service provider hosting the blog “Orthomom,” did not have to disclose the identities of blogger Orthomom or of the anonymous users who posted allegedly defamatory comments on the site about Pamela Greenbaum.

“The Lawrence school district has been the arena for a highly charged dispute between the public school minority, which Greenbaum represents, and the private school majority, over the extent to which the Lawrence public schools should serve the Orthodox Jewish community,” wrote Justice Friedman in Greenbaum v. Google, Inc., 102063/07. “The relief sought by Greenbaum, on the eve of a school board election, would have a chilling effect on protected political speech.”

The decision is here. I have said this before: The pendulum has swung too far in favor of Internet anonymity and has virtually made libel, if it is done online, a non-existent tort. On the other hand, when the comments and statements in question are themselves not actionable — here they seem to be mere opinion, which can never be the basis for a defamation action — it appears that anonymity should be protected.

That doesn’t mean there is no societal cost to enabling non-actionable slander. An opinion can be harmful, and there is no inherent reason why the victim of slanderous opinions should not know who is uttering them. Short of fear of the Klan or the local drug kingpin, most anonymous commentary is simply a matter of moral cowardice. But it is well established that defamation suits have a way of chilling even meritorious free speech. Until we find a way to make people accountable for what they say that does not hinge on legal sanctions, this unfortunate form of asymmetrical assault will remain with us.

(Cross-posted at LIKELIHOOD OF CONFUSION®.)

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Actually, no, not at all like chicken

Posted by Ron Coleman on November 12, 2007

Freeman Hunt explores taste sensations you could probably do without.  But evidently someone — in this case her brother — had to do it.

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