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Sotomayor agonistes

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 4, 2009

On my Princeton lawyers list there was a bit of a dustup late last week when some excited participants started talking about the prospect of Judge Sonia Sotomayor, a fellow alumna, being nominated to the Supreme Court by President Obama.  It started with one of the participants breathlessly reporting the news; the inevitable comment from one of the inevitable troublemakers, who does not happen to be a lawyer, came next, and — well, you have to read it yourself.  First, the report, then the response from “Terry”:

>>Robert Alumnus ’69 S77 wrote:

I’m pleased to see discussion suggesting that among the most eminent of Princeton lawyers is  being considered for the Supreme Court seat to be vacated by Justice Souter. Hon. Sonia Sotomayor ’77. What a privilege it has been to know her, and what a fine candidate I know her to be!

Congratulations to my classmate Robert! I have made a late new year’s resolution to make a big deal out of statements of opinion masquerading as statements of fact and HE IS MY FIRST BIG DEAL since I made that resolution.

I am SO fed up with politicians, editorialists, tv talking heads, CSPAN guests, congressional committee panelists, and everybody else who is making evaluative assertions instead of making empirical assertions and letting ME make my own evaluations of the facts.

So, Robert, what makes you “know” that she’s a “fine” candidate?

Or would you prefer to modify your post to say, “Hon. Sonia Sotomayor ’77 has said and done a lot of stuff that comports with my values, prejudices, and political agenda”?

Well, Terry the troublemarker did have a point, but he didn’t put it very collegially.  And our list is kind of collegial.  I actually got a big kick out of this line in response from the exasperated class of ’69-er:

You are, as usual, right. I like Judge Sotomayor. I like her demeanor. I like her intelligence. I like the way she goes to the core of the issues to seek to do justice. But that’s only me, Terry, and surely the pro se bar has a better perspective, to which exposition I certainly look forward.

Regrettably, he later apologized for his line about “the pro se bar,” which I thought was great.  Frankly I was quietly following the whole thing because I don’t know much or anything about Judge Sotomayor (sorry, Instapundit — this didn’t help; it really is a hatchet job), until this one from a third alumnus who is a frequent and articulate contributor got me:

I immediately alerted all my classmates since very few of us in my circle knew her. We are all pulling for her nonetheless!

And I never knew this classmate I am strongly biased  in favor of [is] someone who went  through the same experiences at the same time and place I did.

This certainly stands for a lot of sociological phenomena all in one place.  The one that hit me, though, was the last idea:  I support Sonia Sotomayor because she’s “one of us” — “someone who went  through the same experiences at the same time and place I did.”

This claim is a little odd considering that “very few” in his circle knew her, but maybe for that very reason it bespeaks an interesting group identification which would never have occurred to me, except perhaps from the smoking room of some old-fashioned white-WASP-men only private club which the Princeton of 1969 most assuredly was not:  A candidate inherently has merit because she “went  through the same experiences at the same time and place I did.”

I wish I had the energy to parse out why I find that phraseology so troubling, and a little weird.  Read the rest of this entry »

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Some fantasies are best left unrealized

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 21, 2009

The nuclear option

The nuclear option

In fact, most fantasies are, but especially this one.  A lawyer and partner in an old haunt of mine didn’t just tell her screaming daughters tussling in the back seat she was going to throw them out of the car if they didn’t shut their traps.

She did it.  By the grace of Roz Chast and all else that is unholy in the illustration of parental frustration, Madlyn Primoff of Scarsdale pulled over, tossed (figuratively) her twelve-year-old and ten-year-old daughters onto the pavement in — of all places — White Plains, New York, and drove off:

White Plains police said Primoff ordered the arguing girls out of the car Sunday evening as they were driving home. She left them at Post Road and South Broadway, an area of shops and offices 3 miles from their home, then drove off, the police report said.

In case you ever wondered what would happen if you did follow through with this idea, by the way, she’s in a world of trouble and is barred by a court order from contacting her kids.  They’re not too happy about it either, as you can imagine.

Dr. Richard Gersh, director of psychiatric services at the Jewish Board of Family and Children’s Services in Manhattan, said Primoff’s behavior was not appropriate.

No, not hardly.

This is exactly what I said what happen, by the way, when they threatened to make me a bankruptcy lawyer too.

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Envy our envy

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 28, 2009

Instapundit:

WHILE PEOPLE DISS WALL STREETERS AND INDUSTRIALISTS FOR GREED AND HIGH LIVING, note that the most expensive home in America was built by a TV producer.

Yeah, but it was the bailouts, and the would-be bailouts, that made it officially cool to hate Wall Street, though, Glenn.  And I’m not so sure I have a problem with that coolness.

There’s always plenty of envy to go around, but as much as there is to despise about Hollywood, including its institutional pipeline to the Democratic Party, and as much as Hollywood gets what it wants from Congress on things like copyright law, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone “taking lunch” on Capitol Hill asking for cash bailouts of “the industry.”

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New York City is kind to photographers

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 23, 2009

New York City Hall and lampost, 10:40 AM

Also to bloggers with BlackBerry cameras but not much to say on a given day.

This is the view of New York City’s City Hall, by the way, that greets you a few paces after you emerge from the “Brooklyn Bridge” stop of the 4 / 5 / 6 train, which is where lawyers get off to go the state and federal courthouses at Foley Square.

Being greeted by such a sight of a chill spring morning en route to rendezvous with an adversary at the Ex Parte Clerk’s Office at 60 Centre Street is almost enough to save the humanity of the practice of law from certain kinds of clients… and certain kinds of judges… and certain kinds of adversaries.

And certain kinds of clerks.  Not at that office, by the way, where they are perfectly courteous, as they ply their trade in their antiquated diggings. There this morning I sat next to a matronly middle-aged black woman, unable to afford her own lawyer, waiting for the return of that clerk who had given her some hopeful words earlier and volunteering to me her need for someone to help her with $19,000 in back child support.  After I expressed my sympathy but declined to take the hint, she turned to gently muttering messages of hope and desperation to herself in an oddly optimistic singsong.  It was a melody and a lyric that surely were meant not only for God but for His double-breasted servant right beside her to hear.

What can I tell you?  Some things I can’t help with.  I don’t even know how to work those parts of the machine.  And besides, what is the chance that the man who fathered her asthmatic daughter has $19,000 sitting in the cookie jar for a judge to order turned over to them under any scenario?  She may succeed in securing his further punishment and further assurance that his ability ever to earn it will recede even further as he cools his heels in Rikers Island.  That’s what the law can do for her.

I can’t help her, and no one there can, really.  She runs still into these profound, photogenic buildings that promise municipal salvation, and she prays for the magistrate to, by the stroke of a pen, bring forth loaves and fishes, and healing too.

These muscular edifices promise so much, but in the long run they keep their word, mainly, to the eye.

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Sounds like more of that ZOG stuff to me

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 15, 2009

Boo-hoo:

Tim Neal of Miller County was shocked recently when he heard a radio program about a strategic report compiled by state and federal law enforcement agencies to combat terrorism.

Titled “The Modern Militia Movement,” the report is dated Feb. 20 and designed to help police identify militia members or domestic terrorists. Red flags outlined in the document include political bumper stickers such as those for U.S. Rep. Ron Paul, talk of conspiracy theories such as the plan for a mega-highway from Canada to Mexico and possession of subversive literature. . . .

“If a police officer is pulling me over with my family in the car and he sees a bumper sticker on my vehicle that has been specifically identified as one that an extremist would have in their vehicle, the guy is probably going to be pretty apprehensive and not thinking in a rational manner,” Neal said. “And this guy’s walking up to my vehicle with a gun.”

Oh, I get it.  Generalizing about people with Ron Paul stickers — people who are obviously completely comfortable with the borderline-Nazi views of that creep — that’s enough to garner the sympathy of Instapundit, who is nothing if not a bumper-sticker-rights absolutist!  But generalizing about frothing, fascist, jack-booted, itchy-trigger-finger police thugs?  No problem.

“I was going down the list and thinking, ‘Check, that’s me,’ ” he said. “I’m a Ron Paul supporter, check. I talk about the North American union, check. I’ve got the ‘America: Freedom to Fascism’ video loaned out to somebody right now. So that means I’m a domestic terrorist? Because I’ve got a video about the Federal Reserve?”

No, you’re not a domestic terrorist.  Necessarily. You’re just a loon who does a lot of things that domestic terrorists also do.  More:

Roger Webb, president of the University of Missouri campus Libertarians, also took offense. “It’s absolutely obscene,” he said of the report. “It seems like they want to stifle political thought.”

Oh, that’s those intellectual, rational libertarians.  No wonder this is their “moment.”  Identification of correlations between dangerous wingnuts and certain … obsessions … by law enforcement:  “Absolutely obscene.”  And clearly stifling, well, not just political thought.  Stifling thought.  This is our new libertarian vanguard, the “rationalists,” the “objectivists.”  Give me a break.

These guys are every bit as bad as the left-wing crybabies who run to the courts every time one of the Men in Black starts taking license-plate numbers at a “die in for Palestine” demonstration.  Read the rest of this entry »

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Tea for you

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 28, 2009

Instapundit defends those protesting Davids:

RICK MORAN THINKS THE “TEA PARTY” PROTESTS are amateurish and disorganized. . . .  Of course they’re amateurish. Most of these people have never organized a protest before (hence the tendency to do things like forget bullhorns). That’s what you get at the beginning of a movement. But it’s much bigger news when 200 people with jobs who’ve never protested turn out, than when 20,000 of the usual suspects organized by ACORN or ANSWER march with preprinted signs.

Maybe.  I do like Glenn’s point that they’re amateurish because, well, they’re being done by amateurs — and that’s a refreshing distinction from lefty rent-a-crowds.

But I don’t agree with his prediction later in the post that these “tea parties” will swell till they become swell.

Conservatives don’t really do “protest” so good.  It’s not just because, yes, we’re at our fascist jobs or in our suffocating traditional homes being productive and responsible.  It’s that we’re… conservative people.

That’s okay.

UPDATE:  Well, no, I didn’t quite mean it like that (via I/P).  And I wasn’t really so right, in the sense of the word meaning “correct,” necessarily.

I’m still not so sure I’m so wrong, however.

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The rest of the story

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 28, 2009

Paul Harvey – 1918 – 2009

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Buchanan Ingersoll, Above the Law and the art of contemptible doublespeak

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 23, 2009

The Right Staff is Key

The Right Staff is Key

I have to excerpt almost this entire posting from Above the Law, because you have to read it to believe it.  This might just make a good comment at the blog, but unfortunately the comments section at ATL — which is still, in many respects, a remarkable thing, as David Lat himself will always be — is not a respectable place to be found.  So, check this out.

Back in November, Buchanan, Ingersoll & Rooney cut 15 to 25 staffers (though the firm declined to call them “layoffs”). Last week, it appears that the firm made additional cuts to its staff — and this time the firm is being clear about what is going on. Buchanan’s executive director Nolan Kurtz told Above the Law:

The firm eliminated about 25 to 30 administrative operations positions last week. Given the overall economic climate, we believe that it’s more important than ever to ensure that we have the right staffing in place firmwide.

The firm also announced the news directly to associates, on Friday. According to a tipster:

[Buchanan Ingersoll] announced Friday another round of cuts after several Harrisburg corp. and Philadelphia IP lawyers resigned…. Kurtz Buchanan told the [attorneys] that laying off staff was not because of the economy but good planning.

Will attorneys soon follow staffers into unemployment? Maybe. . .

Kurtz’s statement to ATL was far more diplomatic than our tipsters’ reports:

[W]e are also in the final stages of our annual attorney review period, which looks at work load, pro bono commitment, skill set and the overall needs of the firm. Much like any other firm or business, we continually review our personnel to ensure we have the best lawyers with the right skills and experience to deliver results for our clients.

We’ll let you know if the guillotine falls on Buchanan attorneys.

Good luck to former Buchanan Ingersoll staff.

No, really.  That is the entire journalistic commentary.  It could very well be that it has reached the point that ATL writers are utterly jaded, hopeless, and frazzled by the whole thing.

But I’m not.

Let’s take official statement number one:

The firm eliminated about 25 to 30 administrative operations positions last week. Given the overall economic climate, we believe that it’s more important than ever to ensure that we have the right staffing in place firmwide.

“The right staffing”?   Let’s get this straight:  In the previous economic climate, did Buchanan Ingersoll believe it needed to ensure that it had the “wrong staffing in place firmwide”?  Or only in certain cities?

Have you ever seen such a cynical, dishonest characterization of layoffs?  It’s not even “right-sizing” — which acknowledges, “We want to be the right size for now.  Last year’s right size is no longer right”  Rather, this is, “The right staffing needs be in place” — as if not only were this a qualitative change — no, a qualitative improvement! — but that the “staffing” of before… in other words, the staff, the people who worked on the staff, who supported their families by being Buchanan Ingersoll staff members — was, now that we can see clearly… WRONG.  It was the WRONG STAFF.  Ing.

Above the Law calls this “being clear about what is going on.”

That’s the first one.  Read the rest of this entry »

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Wrong problem

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 25, 2009

I heard about this story on sports radio Friday morning, and while I appreciated the hosts’ outrage, I think they missed the point:

A Texas high school girls basketball team has apologized for winning big. The Covenant School, a private Christian high school in Dallas, defeated Dallas Academy last week in a blowout: 100-0. . . .

During the lopsided Jan. 13 game, spectators said the Covenant School ran up the score, playing aggressive offense, even with their 59-0 lead at halftime. The girls kept on the pressure until they scored the 100th point.

The Dallas Academy, a small private school with 20 girls, is for students with learning disabilities.

Now that really is cruel.  And the guys, Mike and Mike of ESPN, ripped into the coach of the winning school, the Covenant School as was deserved.  Here’s the audio if you’re that motivated.  But I think the boys missed the point when they started an exchange along the lines of “How do you think the parents feel?”

They were talking about the parents of the girls whose team was humiliated in this way, and recounting their own experience as parents driving home a child from a disappointing sports outcome — how do you explain to your girl, they asked, why she had to lose 100-0?

Well, yeah, but how about the other parents — the parents of the girls sent to a place as utterly lacking in humanity, decency and sportsmanship as the Covenant School?  You know, the one with this “mission statement” on its website:

The Covenant School exists to glorify God by equipping students with the tools necessary to pursue a lifetime of learning so that they may discern, reason, and defend truth in service to our Lord, Jesus Christ. . .

School Verse

Non nobis, domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.
-Psalm 115:1

Not to us, O Lord, not to us, but to Your name give glory!

The administrators have posted an apology, and that’s a good thing.  But something is really, really wrong at the Covenant School — and it is the parents of those girls who really should be outraged.

Not to mention, you  know… God.  Considering they’re the ones who dragged Him into this in the first place.

Cross-posted on Right Wing News.

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Calling all skinny kettles!

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 17, 2009

I actually agree with this point by David Post, but there is a bit of irony attached — can you spot it?

Nothing makes me happier about Obama’s election than the fact that he has, single-handedly, brought serious oratory, and serious concern for our beloved English language, back into politics, from whence it has been missing for a long, long time.

Ahem.  I don’t mean to misunderetimate you, David, but there is no such thing as “from whence.”  “Whence” means “from where.”

UPDATE:  This post resulted in some discussion at Volokh’s blog — the first time to my knowledge my existence has every been acknowledged by anyone there.  And regarding such a profound point!  I am glad to have my intellectual power finally getting the recognition it deserves among the legal academic elite.

Oh, and Mrs. C points out that “from whence” is found twice in Macbeth.  Once in the very first scene!  I guess some Jews hath eyes after all; just not me.

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