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They all look the same to you, huh?

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 12, 2009

Orthodox sleepaway camp, hat and coat hooks in study hall

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Good Point

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 12, 2009

Forbes ranks West Point as nation’s top college (via Insty):

A report released Wednesday by Forbes magazine ranked the U.S. Military Academy as the top college in the country in their America’s Best College review. “Marked by an intense work ethic and drive to succeed on all fronts, the West Point undergraduate experience also allows graduates to leave without a penny of tuition loans to repay,” Forbes stated in its release.

World War II Memorial -- Washington, DC

World War II Memorial -- Washington, DC

Yeah.  You know, I’m on vacation this week — hence the lack of blogging, if you noticed — and I’m in Washington, where it’s hot and humid but priced perfectly for a family vacation.  And at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum today we saw an IMAX film about the Air Force’s real-life “Top Gun” training and simulation program, Red Flag.

And, wow.

The flick is propaganda all the way, but, guess what, so are all films.  But coming away from this, and having attended a number of highly-ranked educational institutions myself, I said to myself and a significant other, my, these guys — the U.S. military as a whole, notwithstanding sad notable exceptions– are the most competent people in the country, aren’t they?

I know.  So many awful things do get done wrong by the military, it seems.  It’s so easy to second guess them, though, given the scope of what they’re tasked with.  But if you sensibly weigh the things they do right with proper consideration of the risks of doing it wrong, both locally and globally, extraordinary mastery of multiple arts and scientists required to execute their tasks, the discipline and focus, and —

Then there’s this.

The members of the military essentially do everything that is physically and technological possible in the pursuit of their missions.  You and I look at, say, the way you would go about rescuing a downed pilot and say, well, if you could rappel down a rope and, uh, I guess…. oh never mind.

They rappel down the rope.  They fly upside down.  Anything a human can do, they find people brave enough and dedicated enough to go out there and DO.

For YOU.

How many Ivy Leaguers does that describe?

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Now that is one bad crook

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 5, 2009

You’d have to be to beat these pro-acquittal factors:  A black elected politician, a New Orleans jury, and mere charges of bribery brought by the Bush Justice Department?  Don Surber reports:

A federal jury convicted former Congressman William Jefferson, D-New Orleans, of 11 counts of being one big crook.

I am glad to see justice is served.

He likely will appeal.  So what?  He’s a crook.  Send him to prison — or considering the cash found in his fridge, send him to the cooler. The convictions care a potential of more than 20 years in prison — give him every single day possible.

He earned it.

Well, those guys in Congress have to earn something, some time.

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Soul man?

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 30, 2009

From the latest Governor Heedless:

The once-promising presidential prospect said he is committed to reconciling with his wife, but professed to The Associated Press his continued love for the Argentine woman at the center of the firestorm that gutted his political future.

In emotional interviews with the AP over two days, he said he would die “knowing that I had met my soul mate.”

What a pathetic specimen.  What a pile of protoplasm.

A stack of unmanly goo.

It is really something to watch a man unravel in public like this.  He’s making the brilliant Eliot Spitzer look, well, brilliant, actually.

Now, that takes some doing.  So to speak.

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Wand me through

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 28, 2009

Happy Birthday to the Barcode!

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At the junction

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 24, 2009

My first reaction when I saw this post on a blog called Infrastructurist (looks very cool) (via Boing Boing) was just to link to it on my Facebook page.   I also lament the loss of these great — well, in some cases very large and grandiose, if not necessarily actually great — civic works of sculpture. I come to work, in fact, through the new Penn Station every day, and work in One Penn Plaza (yeah, me and those buildings!), overlooking (actually, straddling) the non-entity of a transport hub that now bears the Pennsylvania Station name as well as the depressing Madison Square Garden.

Pennsylvania Station

 

Then I went ahead and wrote this comment, and decided to recycle and touch it up a little here, for the benefit of my larger other audience.

To a large extent the manner in which the loss of these temples of transit compels so many of us is a testament to what we really think about a world ruled solely by utilitarian concerns.  That latter, callous attitude toward the spiritual importance of environment on human existence, in the cities as much as anywhere else, is displayed by Alon Levy in the comments at the original post.

God help us in the soulless, bottom-line libertarian future that so many think they want!

Ironically, the utilitarian worldview is incapable of accounting for the long-term utility and welfare (in the microeconomics sense of the word) that derive from civic pride — the decline of which, from the 1950’s on, along with the decline in the quality of inner city life, surely must be linked to the decline of the humane in urban architecture.

And yet:  As the (not so godless?) Alon says in a subsequent comment, “Ron Coleman, you’re the first person I see use the word spirituality to mean ‘preserving train station facades.’”  Indeed:  Many of these buildings were and are obsolete, and the cost of their respective upkeep, utility expense, restoration or retrofit, relevance to modern transportation need or all of the above would constitute a preposterous budget item for almost any public entity saddled with such costs.  Only religious dogma, and perhaps theocracy, could justify such devotion.

Rail transport, despite its highly romantic appeal, is great for everyday commuting but is seldom of the choice of travelers from afar, for whom flying  — even in its own diminished state as a culture and a humane experience — is a clearly superior choice. Most other travel remains, in America, highway-based, because Americans want to go where they want, when they want and with whom they want, and they want to get back home that way, too.

In addition, the cheap labor and lax or nonexistent building, fire, safety and access standards of the nineteenth century, which made it possible to erect and use these behemoths, are truly relics of a different age. So who is going to foot the bills to maintain these buildings as obsolete white elephants? Or is someone here volunteering for a special tax assessment so Detroiters can stare at their irrelevant grand terminal?

There’s the facts, Jacks.

I sure wish we had the old Penn Station here, though.

UPDATE:  There is hope, kind of — the new Penn Station.

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Why we fight.

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 25, 2009

The greatest ever Memorial Day words were uttered not on the eve of summer, but in November:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate — we can not consecrate — we can not hallow — this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

(Originally posted on Memorial Day 2007.)

UPDATE:

Я не читаю или говорю на русском языке. Таким образом я удаляю все российские комментарии как спам. Ничто персонал, но предположение не против Вас.

Если Вы можете прочитать мой blog, Вы можете прокомментировать на английском языке!

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I’m ready for my closeup…

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 24, 2009

sunset-boulevardCalifornia is a “Hollywood Starlet Past Her Prime,” says Melissa Clouthier:

California, you’re not rich. The rich can afford special windows, organic food and the time to trudge to the local farmer’s market to “buy local”. The poor have to work from dawn ’til dusk, live in energy inefficient homes and buy cheap food.

You’re poor.

The only thing that scares me, though, is that the over-the-hill starlet just doesn’t do good box office.  California, on the other hand — what if poor California takes us all with it?!

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Left coast

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 19, 2009

After my whirlwind appearance at an awards dinner on Sunday, which kept me no lack of occupied (see me on the bottom right?  in the hat?), I basically rolled right into a cross-continental flight to Seattle to attend the International Trademark Association annual meeting.  I have lots of observations, never before made of course, which we will share presently.  Just not this presently.

But I will say this much:  This West Coast nonsense explains everything.  Now I really understand it.  They wake up four hours behind the 8-ball!  I’m susprised they didn’t get the International Date Line moved to Minneapolis or something so they would be the ones in front of us, but good thing they didn’t.  By the time you shower and get out of the house they’ve already set the agenda and are having a coffee break in New York.

No wonder they invented a fantasy world.

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Me, Senator Al Franken

Posted by Ron Coleman on May 11, 2009

Back when I was the new Yid in town, I knew great things, as well as awful things, might lay ahead.  But I never dreamed that the Al Franken Decade could actually occur.  And yet, it seems, that grisly reality begins now.

Senator Al Franken.  I preferred his earlier, funnier bits.  Ok… earlier.

Chicago Boy Mitch Townsend finds a silver lining, namely, that it could be worse:

Here is some encouraging news: “On April 29, 2008, Franken released a statement noting that he will pay about $70,000 in back income taxes in 17 states dating to 2003″ (link). Since Timothy Geithner had to pay only $34,000 in back taxes, Franken is about twice as qualified as Geithner to handle the fiscal affairs of our country.

Senate Appropriations Committee, here comes a fellow who knows which end of a calculator is up, if not much more. Maybe someone can teach him what those symbols on the buttons mean.

Stretching it, yes.  But one needs something to cling to in order to keep going on.

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