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The Western World: “I grow fatigued”

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 16, 2007

Mary Madigan writes, in a great post:

A few weeks ago, I was watching an original series Star Trek episode, “Space Seed”, which originally aired in 1967. The vision of the future in “Space Seed” assumed that by the 1990’s we would:

1. Have a reasonable space program

2. Have lived through a eugenics war

3. Have lived through a nuclear holocaust and an attempt by Ricardo Montalban to take over the world.

From what I’ve seen of science fiction from ’60’s, (and I’ve seen a fair amount) most people assumed that we’d be living in some sort of nuclear-wasted mutant-populated dystopia by now.

It’s kind of funny to see how they got it wrong, but it’s not funny to see that they may have gotten some things right. Would the folks who made up the Greatest Generation have called an attempt to dialogue with fascists ‘realism’?

It’s hard to have any optimism on this point.

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Johnny Hart Dead at 76

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 15, 2007

Johnny Hart, the creator BC and The Wizard of Id, has passed away. Creators’ Syndicate did a little tribute (hat tip to Batesline).

Hart was notable for a couple of reasons.

  1. His comic strips were not brilliant, though they were pretty good. But he had two of them running in a lot of papers — an extraordinary achievement.
  2. He was instrumental in changing the way comic strip artists and authors benefited from their own work: “Because of his commitment, syndicates no longer insist on ownership when they sign new cartoonists. He had revolutionized an entire industry, and empowered cartoonists to take control of their work and demand the freedoms they enjoy in their contracts today.”
  3. He wore his Christian faith on his sleeve. Today’s cartoonists are almost all blatantly political, but with the passing of Charles Schulz and Johnny Hart, expressly religious topics aren’t likely to find their way back into comics. Sometimes he stepped on toes — Jewish ones (oversensitive ones, in my opinion) and Muslim ones (perhaps not so oversensitive, actually, based on this story — scroll down), but it was remarkable that he got away as much as he did.

It’s just comics, but I once wanted to draw and write comics and as a child I drew and dabbled quite a bit; one of my high school and college friends grew up to do just that (of course he blogs too), and I envy him a little. I’ll miss Johnny Hart a little, too.

Posted in Americana, Ars Longa | 6 Comments »

Drink to me only with thine eyes

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 27, 2007

A week or chagall.jpgso ago it was the sad story of Jimi Hendrix on the bottle. Now the TTABlog, which reports on decisions of the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board, reports on another famous – dead – guy – as – booze – trademark case:

Applicant Anatoliy Bondarchuk failed to fend off a petition for cancellation of his registration of the mark MARC CHAGALL for vodka. The Board not surprisingly found that the mark creates a false suggestion of a connection with the painter Marc Chagall, in violation of Section 2(a) of the Lanham Act, and it therefore sustained the petition.

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The irony is that Chagall’s paintings always struck me as the kind of thing you would, indeed, find at the bottom of a bottle of vodka. Animals and people getting just a little too close… fowl showing up in the most inappropriate places … lots of questionable aloofness — flying around in the air, that is.

I always thought these paintings looked as if Chagall had stayed for one l’chaim too many. Or that he had a very odd family, indeed. Maybe so — but it’s not for Anatoliy Bondarchuk to profit from it, and so too says the TTAB.

Posted in Ars Longa, Lex scripta | 2 Comments »

Plugging the plank

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 20, 2007

This memo just washed up on shore:

Avast, friend… whether ye be land-lubber or member of the Brethren…!

If you read the newspaper–or even just glance at the headlines–you are no doubt aware of the critical worldwide shortage of pirates. (If you do just glance at headlines, you might consider canceling your paper subscription and spending your money on something else.)

Pirates perform a number of vital socio-economic services for the population at large, of course: Their constant burying and digging up of treasure ensures the free circulation of doubloons and other valuables; their making each other walk the plank guarantees that sharks in all seven seas are well fed; and without pirates the rum industry could not survive.

Unfortunately, ranks of pirates are at their thinnest these days, and no one seems to know exactly why. Is it global warming, which has disrupted the natural habitat of the feared Ice Pirates of Antarctica… or an excess of wily but virtuous blacksmiths who, having studied swordsmanship in secret, are now hell-bent on wreaking vengeance on the pirates who destroyed their homes? Or is it simply too many ninjas?

Whatever the cause of this crisis, my friends, I am a man of action, and I would prefer to focus on the solution. And the solution is simple: We need more pirates.

Jean LaFoote the barefoot pirate

Studies show that 9 out of 10 potential buccaneers are held back only by the lack of a really good entry-level guide for new pirates. (The tenth is held back by his love of the Governor’s virtuous daughter.) While we can’t do anything for that unfortunate tenth, the other nine are in luck.Sometime in the next few weeks, THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW PIRATES will arrive in a bookshop (or on a bookship) near you.

THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW PIRATES is a handy (or, hooky, as the case may be) and practical reference manual that will aid you in selecting a ship, training your parrot, and — perhaps most importantly — cursing with sufficient panache. It also features a handy pirate/Yiddish dictionary.

If you have been thrown in the brig (or are otherwise unable to make it to your local bookstore), you may purchase the book by clicking here.

THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW PIRATES: Because that treasure isn’t going to bury itself.

Arrrrr,

Matthew David Brozik
(a/k/a “Cap’n Hook-leg”)
Co-author of The Government Manual for New Pirates

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A statue for George

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 19, 2007

Plimpton, that is. You don’t remember George Plimpton?

He edited the Harvard Lampoon and the Paris Review. He appeared in Rio Lobo with John Wayne and on The Simpsons with … the Simpsons. He had his nose bloodied by former light-heavyweight champ Archie Moore, pitched to Willie Mays and, most famously, played quarterback for the Detroit Lions. His friend Hunter S. Thompson once called him “the finest advertisement for Harvard University since LSD-25.” He drove a tank in the U.S. Army, interviewed Ernest Hemingway, and served as New York’s “official fireworks commissioner.” He partied with Norman Mailer, Muhammad Ali, Marianne Moore, and Jaqueline Kennedy. He made [things] up. We’re talking, of course, about George Plimpton—the sui generis pioneer of participatory journalism.

And Radar magazine says that a guy named Toby Barlow is trying to get support for his pet project: Getting a statue to the great man erected in New York City.

That sounds like a stretch, though Plimpton’s unusual career and talent certainly do seem to be entitled to a some kind of memorial. But a target for Manhattan pigeons? He was of that old WASP stock, true — the sorts of people who do have statues in the park. A literary man — he founded Paris Review — he was remarkable for how he stepped outside of the Harvard-man-of-letters stereotype and, still true to his craft, lived and explored life in at least three very enthusiastic dimensions. So perhaps a statue isn’t such a bad idea, after all. The only problem is that unlike Plimpton, it would be standing still.

Posted in Americana, Ars Longa | 1 Comment »

Writing Good

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 15, 2007

Caitlin Macy writes good, in Slate:

It’s a truism that when New Yorkers go to Los Angeles, they drive around confusedly looking for some recognizable heart of the city—a Midtown or Central Park—only to find that there is no there there. At the beginning, in sprawling, idiosyncratically laid-out London, I did miss the numbered streets of the Manhattan grid system. But what I foundered on was the lack of system itself—of readable rules and transparent protocol, of posted procedures that one could internalize and conquer. There is, you might say, no “how” here. No policy, no process—denied the comforting ease of functioning within either, I have often been left, as I was when my daughter started nursery school, with the curiously humbling experience of being treated as a person.

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Fiction is stranger than non-fiction

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 13, 2007

Admirers of left-wing propagandist Michael Moore who shot a picture about his work called “Manufacturing Dissent” found him less cooperative about being in their documentary than former GM head Roger Smith, whom Moore depicted falsely as being unavailable and evasive in Moore’s award-winning “Roger and Me.” Notwithstanding the fact that Moore patently misled audiences about Smith’s alleged non-cooperation, Debbie Melnyk and Rick Caine still consider the obese multimillionaire “populist” and Jimmy Carter companion something of a hero:

“We’re a bit disappointed and disillusioned with Michael,” Melnyk said, “but we are still very grateful to him for putting documentaries out there in a major way that people can go to a DVD store and they’re right up there alongside dramatic features.”

It sounds as if they’d be grateful to Mark McGwire for “the concept” of breaking Roger Maris’s single-season home run record, too. Documentaries are supposed to be cinematic depictions of the truth. Of course they never really have been, and still hardly ever are. In fact every photograph, much less every moving picture — which modern people consider the sina qua non of “proof” — is a lie, a choice of framing, lighting, perspective, or worse. The same goes for print and other forms of journalism.

That doesn’t make these endeavors worthless — far from it. But like so much else in our culture, we have to acculturate ourselves to real reality: “Non-fiction,” whether by word, lens or “virtual reality,” is still someone else’s narrative.

Is there any hope for objectivity? Only one: Free expression, of course — the opportunity to contradict the chosen narrative*, to show the unlit angle, to interview the neglected witnesses. The Internet provides that opportunity as never before, so, of course, tyrants fear it. By all means give Melnyk and Caine credit for telling at least another slice of the story, despite how it reflects on a man they have found a way, despite his wretched dishonesty, to admire.

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*Link updated.

Posted in Ars Longa, Medialites | 6 Comments »