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Mocking the Sabbath

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 28, 2009

Now here’s a weird story:

The National High School Mock Trial Championship is esteemed for bringing young people into the best traditions of the American legal system. But now the organization is being broadly criticized from the halls of Congress to state bar associations and attorneys general for clinging to one of the nation’s worst traditions: religious insensitivity.

The charge stems from the national mock trial group’s refusal to accommodate the need for an Orthodox Jewish team from Maimonides School from Brookline Massachusetts to reschedule its event from Saturday—the Jewish Sabbath—to a Thursday or Friday as has been done in the past.

Is this accomodation entirely reasonable?

Four rounds were slated for Thursday and Friday instead of Saturday. Moreover, they elected to delay commencing the final round until after sundown on Saturday—the end of the Jewish Sabbath—should the New Jersey students win finalist status. Apparently the adjustment was easy. Only two teams needed to volunteer for new schedules and more than 10 offered. The adjustment was applauded for demonstrating the value of religious tolerance in a pluralistic juridical system.

But the national body’s leadership was outraged, according to attorneys familiar with the case. It passed a resolution prohibiting any such accommodation in the future. “During the meeting of the State Mock Trial Coordinators in May 2005,” explains John Wheeler, Board Chairman of the National High School Mock Trial Championship, “the coordinators voted not to permit future modifications to the competition schedule format. It is the opinion of the State Coordinators and the Board that while the [New Jersey contestant] accommodation may have allowed full competitive participation, it unreasonably affected the conduct of the national tournament and forced unreasonable alteration to the planned schedule of events.”

Unreasonable alteration — that’s where the rubber always hits the road on these things.  More explanation, because your (Sabbath observant) blogger doesn’t suggest or believe there’s any legal right for a private group to accommodate anyone:

Wheeler’s letter to the ADL defended the organization’s policy and rejected the 2005 North Carolina-New Jersey precedent as one that “forced a departure from this system in a manner that fundamentally impacted the integrity of the prescribed power match system and was unfair to the vast majority of participants.” Specifically, claimed Wheeler, “In the second round in 2005, the New Jersey team should have faced a power-matched opponent, but this was impossible since no other teams had yet competed. This created an unfair advantage for the New Jersey team. In the fourth round for New Jersey on late Friday afternoon, its opponent was only given minutes notice that they would be competing in this round, thus affording them no preparation time; while the New Jersey team knew several weeks in advance that it would be competing at that time.”

Wheeler’s rationale were dismissed out of hand by critics and jurists alike contacted by this reporter. Steven M. Freeman, ADL Legal Affairs Department director, stated, “We recognize that the accommodation the Maimonides School is requesting may complicate the tournament scheduling for other teams, but are troubled by the apparent hostility of tournament officials and fail to understand their unwillingness even to consider alternatives which would enable the deserving Jewish students to participate.”

Wheeler did not return two deadline calls for comment.

A number of well-known legal advocates for the rights of religious Jews have now entered the fray and suggested that, while the group and the event may be private, there’s enough public involvement in the affair to make it a “rights” issue after all.

So… what’s really going on here?  (More here.)

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Bipartisan? Whew!

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 21, 2009

Obama on show trials of CIA employees:

Mr. Obama, who has been saying that the nation should look ahead rather than focusing on the past, said he is “not suggesting” that a commission be established.

But in response to questions from reporters in the Oval Office, he said, “if and when there needs to be a further accounting,” he hoped that Congress would examine ways to obtain one “in a bipartisan fashion,” from people who are independent and therefore can build credibility with the public.

Regrets, we have a few.

Regrets, we have a few.

The horror.

I’d like to say this is fundamentally a dodge.  It is a dodge — he wants to look ahead, not back, he’s not suggesting, he’s leaving doors open… it is a dodge, and frankly a contemptible one.

But fundamentally it is not a dodge.  Fundamentally it is something much more horrible.  It is the process by which the United States takes on a practice associated with tyrannies and, far from being an endorsement of the rule of law, elevates the assumption to power to the ability to punish the previous regime for “incorrect” — and hence “criminal” — policies.

It is no different from the argument about the supposedly inevitable impeachment of ex-President Bush, also based on supposed crimes arising from torture.  As I wrote on a private list, made up mainly of attorneys, discussing that topic (adapted here), there is a tendency among certain people, and in particular those attracted to a certain pole in political debate, to regard their political choices or philosophical conclusions as the sole “moral” choice.  In fact, (a) criminalization of political disagreement, (2) the use of penal power to punish players in the previous regime, and (3) the adaptation of legislative bodies as proxies to loose the necessary political “justice” when the traditional judicial organs refuse to comply, have historically been popular options for playing out this partisan outrage and sating the desire for “moral” vindication on the politically deviant.

Just not in this country. Read the rest of this entry »

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Ouch, ouch, ouch. Your Honor.

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 19, 2009

This brilliant pickup by Six Meat Buffet hurts in so many ways.

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Preemption doctrine

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 5, 2009

In light of the “where do I go to get my reputation back?” scenario now faced by Ted Stevens (and see here), I wondered where my friend (bloggily speaking) and idol (same) Glenn Reynolds was on this. He was beating the drum for Stevens’s head quite loudly during, after all.

So, here he is:

I DON’T SEE THIS WORKING: “The head of the Alaska Republican Party today called on Sen. Mark Begich to step down from the U.S. Senate, saying that the state’s voters would have re-elected former Sen. Ted Stevens had they known the U.S Department of Justice would abandon its prosecution of him.” They may be right, but if they’d listened to my advice and replaced Ted Stevens before the trial, the question would be moot.

Glenn’s advice was to lose Stevens.  Why?  Above all, because he was clearly corrupt. A crook.  A felon.

How do we know?  Why, these nice young men from the government said so.

It was the right advice, politically.  And it does kind of answer the question.

But am I missing this, or is there something very wrong here?

UPDATE:  The Queen Mary begins that long turn?…

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Word out

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 24, 2009

Words to avoid in real-estate ads: safe, quiet, family-friendly, bachelor’s, walking distance [UrbanDigs.com, New York Post] And better not mention the quadruple murder in the house either [Fountain]

Via Overlawyered.

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New York City is kind to photographers

Posted by Ron Coleman on March 23, 2009

New York City Hall and lampost, 10:40 AM

Also to bloggers with BlackBerry cameras but not much to say on a given day.

This is the view of New York City’s City Hall, by the way, that greets you a few paces after you emerge from the “Brooklyn Bridge” stop of the 4 / 5 / 6 train, which is where lawyers get off to go the state and federal courthouses at Foley Square.

Being greeted by such a sight of a chill spring morning en route to rendezvous with an adversary at the Ex Parte Clerk’s Office at 60 Centre Street is almost enough to save the humanity of the practice of law from certain kinds of clients… and certain kinds of judges… and certain kinds of adversaries.

And certain kinds of clerks.  Not at that office, by the way, where they are perfectly courteous, as they ply their trade in their antiquated diggings. There this morning I sat next to a matronly middle-aged black woman, unable to afford her own lawyer, waiting for the return of that clerk who had given her some hopeful words earlier and volunteering to me her need for someone to help her with $19,000 in back child support.  After I expressed my sympathy but declined to take the hint, she turned to gently muttering messages of hope and desperation to herself in an oddly optimistic singsong.  It was a melody and a lyric that surely were meant not only for God but for His double-breasted servant right beside her to hear.

What can I tell you?  Some things I can’t help with.  I don’t even know how to work those parts of the machine.  And besides, what is the chance that the man who fathered her asthmatic daughter has $19,000 sitting in the cookie jar for a judge to order turned over to them under any scenario?  She may succeed in securing his further punishment and further assurance that his ability ever to earn it will recede even further as he cools his heels in Rikers Island.  That’s what the law can do for her.

I can’t help her, and no one there can, really.  She runs still into these profound, photogenic buildings that promise municipal salvation, and she prays for the magistrate to, by the stroke of a pen, bring forth loaves and fishes, and healing too.

These muscular edifices promise so much, but in the long run they keep their word, mainly, to the eye.

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For want of a nail

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 25, 2009

I blogged at LIKELIHOOD OF CONFUSION® about what Sam Bayard explains masterfully as the

settlement of Jones Day‘s trademark lawsuit against real estate news site BlockShopper.com.  In the lawsuit, Jones Day alleged that BlockShopper infringed and/or diluted its trademark by using the name “Jones Day” to identify two of its associates who purchased homes in Chicago and by using anchor text in hyperlinks from each associate’s name back to their lawyer bios on Jones Day’s own website (here, here).

In my post, in Sam’s post, and in another post I linked to by blogger Ryan Gile, the main question is:  What did Jones Day accomplish?  By virtue of the bad publicity garnered by this lawsuit, as well as what appears to be a friendly rollover by a local federal judge, these associates’ bio pages at the Jones Day website are getting hit more often than could conceivably ever otherwise happen.  The settlement is essentially a face-saver for Jones Day, which must realize that on appeal it would lose the bit of leverage it got in early proceedings due to inexplicable rulings, while having outgunned the financially overwhelmed defendant website that could not afford an appeal anyway.  What was gained, we all ask?

Simple:  That rare commodity of loyalty.

It is not, as Bayard quotes Public Citizen blogger Paul Levy as saying, “in some ways, Jones Day ‘achieved a great deal.’  It sent a message to other websites that “it is not a firm to be trifled with, and that, when Jones Day ‘”asks” you to do something, you had better do it or you are going to have to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to defend yourselves.'”

No.  No major law firm needs to prove that by going through what Jones Day did in this case.  That’s what they’re selling right out of the box.

What Jones Day did was keep an implied promise to its employees, Read the rest of this entry »

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Buchanan Ingersoll, Above the Law and the art of contemptible doublespeak

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 23, 2009

The Right Staff is Key

The Right Staff is Key

I have to excerpt almost this entire posting from Above the Law, because you have to read it to believe it.  This might just make a good comment at the blog, but unfortunately the comments section at ATL — which is still, in many respects, a remarkable thing, as David Lat himself will always be — is not a respectable place to be found.  So, check this out.

Back in November, Buchanan, Ingersoll & Rooney cut 15 to 25 staffers (though the firm declined to call them “layoffs”). Last week, it appears that the firm made additional cuts to its staff — and this time the firm is being clear about what is going on. Buchanan’s executive director Nolan Kurtz told Above the Law:

The firm eliminated about 25 to 30 administrative operations positions last week. Given the overall economic climate, we believe that it’s more important than ever to ensure that we have the right staffing in place firmwide.

The firm also announced the news directly to associates, on Friday. According to a tipster:

[Buchanan Ingersoll] announced Friday another round of cuts after several Harrisburg corp. and Philadelphia IP lawyers resigned…. Kurtz Buchanan told the [attorneys] that laying off staff was not because of the economy but good planning.

Will attorneys soon follow staffers into unemployment? Maybe. . .

Kurtz’s statement to ATL was far more diplomatic than our tipsters’ reports:

[W]e are also in the final stages of our annual attorney review period, which looks at work load, pro bono commitment, skill set and the overall needs of the firm. Much like any other firm or business, we continually review our personnel to ensure we have the best lawyers with the right skills and experience to deliver results for our clients.

We’ll let you know if the guillotine falls on Buchanan attorneys.

Good luck to former Buchanan Ingersoll staff.

No, really.  That is the entire journalistic commentary.  It could very well be that it has reached the point that ATL writers are utterly jaded, hopeless, and frazzled by the whole thing.

But I’m not.

Let’s take official statement number one:

The firm eliminated about 25 to 30 administrative operations positions last week. Given the overall economic climate, we believe that it’s more important than ever to ensure that we have the right staffing in place firmwide.

“The right staffing”?   Let’s get this straight:  In the previous economic climate, did Buchanan Ingersoll believe it needed to ensure that it had the “wrong staffing in place firmwide”?  Or only in certain cities?

Have you ever seen such a cynical, dishonest characterization of layoffs?  It’s not even “right-sizing” — which acknowledges, “We want to be the right size for now.  Last year’s right size is no longer right”  Rather, this is, “The right staffing needs be in place” — as if not only were this a qualitative change — no, a qualitative improvement! — but that the “staffing” of before… in other words, the staff, the people who worked on the staff, who supported their families by being Buchanan Ingersoll staff members — was, now that we can see clearly… WRONG.  It was the WRONG STAFF.  Ing.

Above the Law calls this “being clear about what is going on.”

That’s the first one.  Read the rest of this entry »

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The $64,000 (before taxes) question

Posted by Ron Coleman on February 3, 2009

Roland Dodds wants to know:  “Do any Democrats pay taxes?”

Well, not the rich ones who are in politics, it appears.  And why should they?  It’s not as if tax evasion is slowing down any of their political careers or anything.

It’s different when you’re on the side of the angels, after all.  Ever see a cat with a halo and a harp trudging over to H&R Block?  I thought not.

UPDATE: It’s a growing refrain.

NEW UPDATE:  Scott Ott reports that they’ve got it figured out now:

Just minutes after two of President Barack Obama’s nominees withdrew today over failure to pay their tax obligations, the president reportedly requested and received from the IRS the official list of wealthy Democrats who have filed accurate tax returns, and whose accounts are paid up. . . .

From now on, the White House said, the nomination process will start with a “white list” from the Internal Revenue Service.

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Devastated… for today, at least

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 21, 2009

In Long Island federal court today, I lost hard, I lost bad, and I lost big.  A jury — essentially directed to a verdict by a judge who interpreted as illegal the same behavior that another judge, considering the same issue in a different state (but applying the same legal rules), deemed not actionable as a matter of law — put my clients out of business.

Looking down the other end, D'Amato CourthouseDid I lose fair? If you’ve got the stomach for it, read this and decide. Your thoughts and comments (there) will be appreciated.

One more thought.  I once wrote about how a leading big-firm light of the trademark litigation bar ribbed me in front of maybe a thousand colleagues when we sat together on an INTA panel for promoting my work in the Jews for Jesus v. Brodsky case. “You lost, Ron! You lost!”

Yeah, he really said that. I used to be humble enough not to slug someone for something like that.

Yeah, I lost.  I lost this one, too.  But as pointed out here, and in numerous other commentaries since that time, Brodsky is now recognized as “one of the early awful victories for trademark holders.” Indeed, though it is still “good law” in the Third Circuit, the decision was described in Ford Motor Co. v. 2600 Enterprises, 177 F.Supp.2d 661 (E.D.Mich. 2001) as “flawed” and by the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals as “wrongly decided” in Lamparello v. Falwell, 420 F.3d 309 (4th 2005).  (On our own appeal, a panel of the Third Circuit, including now-Justice Alito — who sat stoically and unengaged during the entire oral agument — ignored our appeal brief and affirmed the court below without opinion.)

So, we’ll see.  For me, I hope, there’s a future, if not for my clients — any appeal reversal will be far too little, far too late for them.

Right now we’re living in a time warp.  Read my analysis at LIKELIHOOD OF CONFUSION® and tell me:  Who is living in the future, Arizona?  Or New York?

UPDATE:  The damages awarded to our adversary by this jury, even if  reduced by the judge, will never be collected, as a practical matter, because the defendants (my clients) do not have assets amenable to collection.  And by my efforts in this cause I kept this client in business from 2004 — when it received its first blustering, threatening cease and desist letter — until today.

AND ANOTHER THING:  Let me put it yet another way:  I don’t take a case this far if I don’t believe it is meritorious on the law and the facts.  I am not in the business of fooling juries, or trying to.  You don’t have to believe my sincerity in making that statement; nor do you have to trust my judgment or intellect, or my courtroom skills.  But without trusting me or adopting my view on any of those things, I am explaining the source of my passion about how wrong this outcome is, and why this issue and this verdict are not going to go away from this page and the others I have some influence over.

UPDATE: Philip K. Howard:  “The growth of litigation and regulation has injected a paralyzing uncertainty into everyday choices. All around us are warnings and legal risks.”  Via Glenn Reynolds.

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