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Support Scott Ott!

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 5, 2009

ScottOttHeadTransparencyMy fellow blogger Scott Ott, the man behind the inimitable “Scrappleface” but in real life the executive director of a non-profit organization serving children, is seeking to become the next Lehigh County, Pennsylvania Executive. His campaign is premised on the idea that his years of business experience have prepared him to take bold action to reduce taxes, cut spending and lead to what he calls “a customer service revolution in county government.”  Without knowing more, most of us agree that almost any disemployment of any incumbent is good for American these days.

Scott makes his case in much more detail on his site.  Like you, I haven’t been to Lehigh County too much lately.  But I do know Scott and his work and his view of things, and I think this moment presents a great opportunity to see what the righty-side blogosphere can do for one of its own and for the common weal.  In the process we can also make a little history by demonstrating what bloggers and their readers — whether we think of ourselves as “citizen journalists,” soldiers in an “army of Davids,” or just mainly a bunch of wiseguys — can actually do politically, in a focused and local way, and perhaps take us to the next step of initiating real change from the very grass roots up.

I’m involved in this because Scott and I have been shmoozing about his campaign (we met while on Pajamas TV duty ever so briefly) and I was amazed he didn’t have a blog-support strategy mapped out.  Well, maybe now we do.  It’s not fancy.  He needs buzz, he needs moral support, but guess what — most of all he needs money.  So:

There are essentially three ways that a blogger can participate in this campaign. Read the rest of this entry »

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License to marry someone really stupid

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 4, 2009

Shaken, not stupid

Shaken, not stupid

My wife is smarter than I am and thinks social networking is mostly a stupid distraction.  Other wives think social networking is the greatest thing ever — and in terms of brains?  Don’t ask!:

The wife of the new head of Britain’s spy agency has posted pictures of her husband, family and friends on Internet networking site Facebook, details which could compromise security, a newspaper said on Sunday.

Sir John Sawers is due to take over as head of the Secret Intelligence Service in November. The SIS, popularly known as MI6, is Britain’s global intelligence-gathering organization.

In what the Mail on Sunday called an “extraordinary lapse,” the new spy chief’s wife, Lady Shelley Sawers, posted family pictures and exposed details of where the couple live and take their holidays and who their friends and relatives are.

This is in the category of check-the-date-and-make-sure-it”s-not-an-April-Fools-story.  (You have that category, don’t you?)  It’s brought to you by the people who gave you Kim Philby and all that lot, in which the movie MI6 looks and performs immensely smarter than the real world one.

The “intelligence” community (yes, apt, isn’t it?) should be grateful Lady Shelley was flushed out before she could drag the free world down with her husband’s career!

Posted in Blogophilia, Euroids, Social networking | 1 Comment »

Lawlessness as marketing tool

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 3, 2009

Carter nostalgia in Tehran:

After quashing the street demonstrations, Iran’s leadership has been trying to erase any lingering doubts about the legitimacy of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad by portraying the unrest as sparked by foreign meddling, not by public anger over the June 12 election, which the protesters said was fraudulent. Prosecuting the detained Iranian members of the British Embassy staff could help boost its case before the Iranian public.

Is it really just me or is there an incredible non-sequitur in the above paragraph, a complete a leap of logic and almost an air of wishful thinking?

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“I’ve never heard such a stupid question.”

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 2, 2009

“I’m not wanted in this state.”

“How many young women work here?”

“I didn’t steal it; I just borrowed it.”

“You touch somebody and they call it sexual harassment!”

“I’ve never heard such a stupid question.”

Believe it or not, the above statements weren’t overhead in bars or random conversations — they were said in job interviews.

43 Things Actually Said in Job Interviews.

I like these kinds of pieces.  And it’s a “soft day” anyway.

Posted in Jocularity, Sisyphus | 2 Comments »

Shatnez Man

Posted by Ron Coleman on July 1, 2009

Shatnez man, Passaic, NJ

That’s Rabbi Avrohom Aronovitch of Passaic, regarding whom eventual turnabout is, I say, fair play.

(Just don’t believe everything you read — whether it suits you or not.)

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Soul man?

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 30, 2009

From the latest Governor Heedless:

The once-promising presidential prospect said he is committed to reconciling with his wife, but professed to The Associated Press his continued love for the Argentine woman at the center of the firestorm that gutted his political future.

In emotional interviews with the AP over two days, he said he would die “knowing that I had met my soul mate.”

What a pathetic specimen.  What a pile of protoplasm.

A stack of unmanly goo.

It is really something to watch a man unravel in public like this.  He’s making the brilliant Eliot Spitzer look, well, brilliant, actually.

Now, that takes some doing.  So to speak.

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Never mind.

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 29, 2009

The AP reports that it was much ado about nothing:

Iran’s election oversight body on Monday declared the hotly disputed presidential vote to be valid after a partial recount, rejecting opposition allegations of fraud that have set off an extraordinary wave of protests.

Wow.  Imagine our chagrine.  If only we’d known!  Okay, everyone.  You can go home!  No biggie.

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Wand me through

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 28, 2009

Happy Birthday to the Barcode!

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Sky box

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 25, 2009

View out window of Woolworth Building

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At the junction

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 24, 2009

My first reaction when I saw this post on a blog called Infrastructurist (looks very cool) (via Boing Boing) was just to link to it on my Facebook page.   I also lament the loss of these great — well, in some cases very large and grandiose, if not necessarily actually great — civic works of sculpture. I come to work, in fact, through the new Penn Station every day, and work in One Penn Plaza (yeah, me and those buildings!), overlooking (actually, straddling) the non-entity of a transport hub that now bears the Pennsylvania Station name as well as the depressing Madison Square Garden.

Pennsylvania Station

 

Then I went ahead and wrote this comment, and decided to recycle and touch it up a little here, for the benefit of my larger other audience.

To a large extent the manner in which the loss of these temples of transit compels so many of us is a testament to what we really think about a world ruled solely by utilitarian concerns.  That latter, callous attitude toward the spiritual importance of environment on human existence, in the cities as much as anywhere else, is displayed by Alon Levy in the comments at the original post.

God help us in the soulless, bottom-line libertarian future that so many think they want!

Ironically, the utilitarian worldview is incapable of accounting for the long-term utility and welfare (in the microeconomics sense of the word) that derive from civic pride — the decline of which, from the 1950’s on, along with the decline in the quality of inner city life, surely must be linked to the decline of the humane in urban architecture.

And yet:  As the (not so godless?) Alon says in a subsequent comment, “Ron Coleman, you’re the first person I see use the word spirituality to mean ‘preserving train station facades.’”  Indeed:  Many of these buildings were and are obsolete, and the cost of their respective upkeep, utility expense, restoration or retrofit, relevance to modern transportation need or all of the above would constitute a preposterous budget item for almost any public entity saddled with such costs.  Only religious dogma, and perhaps theocracy, could justify such devotion.

Rail transport, despite its highly romantic appeal, is great for everyday commuting but is seldom of the choice of travelers from afar, for whom flying  — even in its own diminished state as a culture and a humane experience — is a clearly superior choice. Most other travel remains, in America, highway-based, because Americans want to go where they want, when they want and with whom they want, and they want to get back home that way, too.

In addition, the cheap labor and lax or nonexistent building, fire, safety and access standards of the nineteenth century, which made it possible to erect and use these behemoths, are truly relics of a different age. So who is going to foot the bills to maintain these buildings as obsolete white elephants? Or is someone here volunteering for a special tax assessment so Detroiters can stare at their irrelevant grand terminal?

There’s the facts, Jacks.

I sure wish we had the old Penn Station here, though.

UPDATE:  There is hope, kind of — the new Penn Station.

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