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Be the rat

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 17, 2008

Why would you help New York University and participate in the survey below?  Because NYU asked me to ask you, and at this point you and I are pretty close, and I provide you with all this entertainment and you, frankly, owe me.  How that translates to owing NYU is so obvious I’m not going to explain it.

Anyway, a research team from the Psychology Department at New York University, headed by Professor Yaacov Trope and supported by the National Science Foundation, is investigating the cognitive causes of voting behavior, political preferences, and candidate evaluations throughout the course of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. This stage of the study focuses on the information people use to inform evaluations during the last few weeks before the election. They seek respondents of all political leanings from all over the country (and from the rest of the world) to complete a 15-minute questionnaire, the responses to which will be completely anonymous.  And no one is more anonymous than Likelihood of Success readers, nor — by virtue of their blog reading habits — can they credibly claim to have much else to do.

Here’s the link to the survey.  You can thank me later.

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So shut up.

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 16, 2008

Glenn Reynolds:

Reports of fraud are exaggerated, Jane!

Reports of fraud are exaggerated, Jane!

VOTING PROBLEMS IN OHIO? 200,000 questionable voter registrations.

UPDATE: A state-by-state election fraud roundup.

Dahlia Lithwick:

There is no such thing as vote fraud.

Who’s right?  Dahlia Lithwick, because “If Dahlia Lithwick repeats a lie often enough, maybe it will become true.”

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Secaucus Junction

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 16, 2008

Secaucus Junction

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman

My new commuting life hinges on Secaucus Junction, a brilliant creation whereby six or eight or more train lines in New Jersey coalesce and make transfer to New York City’s Penn Station remarkably easy. The station itself is largely sterile, though, as this photo shows, in my opinion, it can have its charms.

One of those charms is not the fact that it is named after Senator Frank Lautenberg, who was reelected to the United States Senate by virtue of a deeply cynical, multi-branch Democrat political hack job of that uniquely New Jersey kind that we need not discuss here at this time.

The station is new and clean and safe. It does have two serious drawbacks, though (Lautenberg’s moniker is not a serious one; no one uses it).

The first thing is you can’t drive here, at least not now. There are all the trains, promising you effortless entree into Manhattan — and you are not allowed to relent from your selfish, hopeless hurdle into the Lincoln Tunnel, pull over, park at or near the station and hop on. The shortsightedness of this decision was phenomenal and may be undone, some day. Meanwhile, the Junction will stay clean, boring and unsullied by internal combustion devices.

The other problem is that if you miss your connecting train, it is hopeless. There is nothing there to do, to see, even, besides snacks, to buy. You’d better have a good, fun computer in your pocket or a big book or something, because Grand Central Station, it ain’t. And outside there’s no there at all — imagine a north Jersey train station that makes you wish you were stuck in Newark!

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Changing in booths

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 13, 2008

Tonight begins the festival of Succos, so don’t take it personally or anything that I won’t be around for a few days.

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“Belong somewhere”

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 13, 2008

This is pretty sad.

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Hand shredder

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 13, 2008



Hand shredder

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman

No, really, I’ll pass, thanks.

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Drop Dead; drop 12

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 11, 2008

This Tech CrunchIT article by Steve Gillmor about why I can’t get Twitter to work with instant messaging — a marriage that you’d think would be as obvious as chocolate and peanut butter — was worthwhile, because it clarified what was becoming increasingly obvious:  It’s not about me.  Twitter doesn’t have any idea on earth how to make it work.

Fine and dandy, as far as it goes.

But here’s the icing:  The article is called, “Twitter to IM:  Drop Dead,” and, to make it re-e-e-e-e-eally obvious what the joke was to the many Twitter and IM users who are, in fact, under 40…. and then some… it included a JPEG of the famous New York Daily News front page of October 29, 1975, featuring the late President Gerald Ford’s picture and the headline, “FORD TO CITY:  DROP DEAD,” in reference to his promise to veto any bailout of New York City in the shadow of its threatened bankruptcy.  This decision by Ford may have been the right one, but the News‘s spin — despite its later endorsement — along with Chevy Chase’s libelous depiction of of the President as an oaf on Saturday Night Live, were probably the two most significant MSM contributors to the advent of the Carter Administration.

What’s really, really interesting is the second subhead.  The first one reads, “Abe, Carey rip stand” — that meant, for you youngsters and those tuning in from overseas, “New York Mayor Abe Beame and New York Governor Hugh Carey criticized the President’s statement.”  Of course, they were not only Democrats; they were as responsible as any two people then living for the disastrous situation in the first place.  But the second headline?  Dig this — and now I present you with the JPEG in all its glory:

Twelve points of separation

Twelve points of separation

That’s right:  “Stocks Skid, Down Down 12.”

TWELVE POINTS.

This was back in the ticker-tape days, when stocks were bought and sold the old-fashioned way.  A million shares sold, as I remember it, was a “heavy volume” day on Wall Street.  And the Dow Jones average for the month of October in 1975 was 836.   The Dow overcame that eight-point “slide” and finished the year at 852.

Now, we were talking about Twitter…

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Grant applications also make good fuel

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 10, 2008

Instapundit:

You may touch my MREs.

You may touch my MRE's.

I JOKED EARLIER about stockpiling food, but in fact I had a conversation the other day with someone at the University who said quite a few of her friends were doing that. And these are lefty-artsy types, not traditional survivalists. Is it a sign of growing economic panic, or is it just part of the mainstreaming of survivalism? Or maybe both?

Neither.  It’s a sign of left-wing performance art.   It’s comparable to the long-standing and never-executed threat to leave the country if this or that Republican becomes president, but can actually be effectuated without losing your rent-controlled loft.  Plus you need the stuff you’re buying anyway.

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We stole Flatbush

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 10, 2008

I kind of have to make this point that I have always meant to write up somewhere, but because of a post on LIKELIHOOD OF CONFUSION® where I allude to it, I have to make it now.

The Lords of Flatbush

The Lords of Flatbush

The Jews stole Flatbush.  Basically almost every orthodox Jew who lives in Brooklyn either lives in Borough Park or thinks he lives in “Flatbush.”  But almost none of Jewish Flatbush is in Flatbush at all, or even really close to it.

Now my bubby — she lived in Flatbush!  The smell of her Warsaw-via-Havana chicken soup emanated throughout the hallway as we walked up the ancient ceramic-tiled stairs on Caton Avenue to her apartment for yomtov dinner.  Flatbush Avenue itself, a mecca of lower-middle-class retail, was a block away.

But there are no bubbies in her old building any more, that’s for sure.  And a large percentage of today’s self-described “Flatbush” Jews have never even set foot on Flatbush Avenue.

Theyre staying.

Hasidim in Williamsburg: They're staying.

The heart of what the Jews call Flatbush is, in fact, Midwood.  But at least three or four other Brooklyn neighborhoods, and arguably about a third of the entire borough, is called Flatbush by the orthodox Jewish subculture.  It mainly means “an orthodox Jewish neighborhood that is not ‘Boro Park.'”  (Though even then it is a lot yes-Boro-Park than it was 20 years ago…)

Here’s what happened.  Jews abandoned numerous New York neighborhoods throughout the 20th century, as they moved up the economic ladder and headed further and further from the Lower East Side in Manhattan, where so many of us started out.  East New York, Brownsville… more neighborhoods than you want to name were “great Jewish neighborhoods” that no longer have any statistically significant Jewish presence at all.

When it came to time to ditch Flatbush, though, it happened that the greener pasture of Midwood was just across the LIRR tracks on Avenue I.  More single-family houses, elbow room, and less urban… in every sense of the word.  But the move, in that case, was incremental.  So who’s to say, really, that once you traverse Nostrand Avenue you’re not really in Flatbush any more?  This particular move, however, coincided with a renaissance of orthodox Jewish life, prosperity and pride that took place beginning roughly in the late 1960’s.  And this time the neighborhood “took,” and grew, and with it a new provincialism that merely saw the expanding borders of the neighborhood in terms of what fellow members of the subculture called its original core.

So almost all of Brooklyn that isn’t Boro Park or Williamsburg is Flatbush, for the Jews.  Hopefully, no one will sue us over it!

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Finger pointing time

Posted by Ron Coleman on October 10, 2008

Helen Smazuely draws an interesting parallel between today’s financial crisis and another recent historical event based on the “party over country” phenomenon so sadly and well known on the left at Chicago Boyz:

It has been intriguing to read complaints on the right about the Democrats and their supporters blaming the Republicans for the financial mess, when, they argue, so much of it was the Democrats’ fault what with bad legislation, pressure on banks and refusal to agree on any kind of control of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. How is it possible to be that cynical and for the populace to be that credulous?

I suppose we shall not know just how credulous the populace is until the results start rolling in on November 4 – 5 but I could not help thinking back to the 1945 General Election in Britain, the one that Churchill’s Conservatives so shockingly lost.

What is interesting besides her general argument about the bad faith of the left in its thirst for power is the flaccid response of the right — in the person of an older, exhausted and probably somewhat politically tone-deaf Winston Churchill half a century ago and, today, basically in the entire GOP establishment centered in Washington.

Notwithstanding the comments that will come that, of course the right is every bit as ready to sacrifice objectively identifiable national interest for political power as the left, etc., the distinction is a real one, and can be demonstrated easily by specific examples.

Foreign policy is usually the forum in which this is played out most obviously.  It is not a matter, for example, of debating whether beginning the Iraq war did or did not “really” enhance U.S. national interests.  Rather, the basic concept of a great power not “cutting and running” when the going gets tough — not even in an historically or strategically meaningful sense, but merely in a tactical and political one — is obvious to a sophomore political science or history student.

Most recently the obvious example is Iraq.  It cannot plausibly be suggested that Democrats were not aware of what a foolish long-run move the immediate withdrawal they almost unanimously demanded would have been to America’s long-term interests.  That staying the course turned out to be the right move, even in the medium run, has unfortunately only helped one of those most strident advocates of strategic suicide put the White House virtually within his grasp despite his almost 180-degree turnaround on the topic in the last six months.

From the government; here to help.

From the government; here to help.

Democrats then, as they have so many times, chose political expediency over national interest.  Again, in the foreign policy arena, this is their default position.  Inflaming sectoral antipathy is another favorite, and hardly surprising for a political party that talks about unity while operating entirely on a coalition-spoils principle.  And Democrats are certainly no strangers to rooting for recession during Republican administrations, or even trying to achieve the same by moral suasion.

So Helen’s argument that they are doing the same thing now on an issue of phenomenal historic and economic import is compelling, and troubling, but because it represents merely an incremental change from a well-trodden past, it is all too credible, too.

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