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The last best trope

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 24, 2008

Instapundit:

IN THE MAIL: I CAN’T SEE THAT MANY INSTAPUNDIT READERS buying this book. On the other hand, the back-cover question — “How many Democrats does it take to lose the most winnable election in American history” — looks like it may be answered . . . .

Do you ever think about how many consecutive presidential elections Democrats have characterized as “the most winnable election in American history”? I would say that would include every single election that a Republican has won since since after 1980. (No one would have described Carter’s reelection campaign that way.)

This is not merely because Democrats exist in a friendly-media echo chamber. It is because they are constitutionally unable to acknowledge the existence of two sides of issues, much less elections, with any degree of objectivity :

Abortion is not a controversial practice; it is a fundamental human right. Same-sex “marriage” is not a stunning social innovation; it is a basic civil liberty. And George W. Bush… Ronald Reagan… and now John McCain… these are not merely men of unusual achievement and leadership whose views one may disagree with, however vociferously; they are mental and moral midgets deserving of the deepest contempt and comparison with the greatest war criminals of history.

That’s why they think it will do to throw up the likes of the awful candidates they have to oppose, and to argue with a straight face that a silver-spoon mediocrity such as John Kerry is axiomatically superior to a George W. Bush because the latter is alleged to be a silver-spoon mediocrity. That makes perfect sense to a Democrat. Yours is Hitler; what else do you need to know about ours, except that he is very, very great by contrast, and that anyone who disagrees is also a Nazi?

That is why, for Republicans, at the presidential level just about every election is “the most winnable election in American history” — no matter how many times and how unabashedly the national media crown the next JFK. From time to time, Democrats will come up with a Bill Clinton, whose moment will be right, and they will win a cycle of four or eight. But by and large they do not engage seriously, and have no memory; not the slightest understanding of why the galant, heroic John Kerry lost to the most wicked, dumbest President ever in the middle of the wrongest, most immoral war ever waged.

Democrats consider every election to be theirs for the taking because they are so obviously right about such clear axioms of political and moral reality that it hardly matters who leads the ticket, who shares it, or what they say along the way. Every election is theirs to lose because only an idiot or a murderer could disagree with them on the issues.

It is this fact remains our last, best hope. And when time to time it fails us, it is always there next time, not because we believe it, but because they do.

UPDATE:  It rolls on!  “Democratic operatives are enraged that the ‘most arrogant bunch’ they ever saw are ‘on the verge of blowing the greatest gimme in the history of American politics.'”

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Dialogue

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 21, 2008

Teenage son (reaching for French fry):  I think this turns out to be one of the best inventions ever, huh.

Plate O.

Plate O.

Me:  What?

Teenage son:  French fries.

Me:  I guess.  Especially when you adjust for all other possible French inventions.

Teenage son:  I guess, yeah.

Me:  Thing is, it’s a little like Chinese food, you know?  When you order them, and when you first sit down with them, you can’t believe how great it’s going to be.  Then halfway through you realize you’re eating the stuff, but you’re not enjoying them at all.

Teenage son:  Yeah…

Me:  But you do keep eating them, because they are that good.  But by the time you’re down to the skinny overcooked little ones, you’re disgusted with yourself.  You don’t ever want to see another French fry.

Teenage son:  Guess you’re right.

Me:  Sometimes.  But I’m still eating them, aren’t I?

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Wednesday morning, West 41st Street

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 21, 2008



Wednesday morning, West 41st Street

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman

Yes, light summer blogging.

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Check, please!

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 19, 2008

Lee Stranahan on the John Edwards scandal:

It’s already becoming something people are talking about informally but it’s just a matter of time before lawsuits start because it’s becoming clear that Edwards used campaign money to take his girlfriend on the road with him. Times are hard and this could become a new and innovative economic stimulus plan for Democrats.

(Via IP.) That’s a good one.

Hey, wasn’t Senator Edwards a crack trial lawyer in his day? Let’s see how he works the defense table. (UPDATE:  Great minds….)

Less funny:

New information breaks on the front page of the New York Times last Friday and a DailyKos diarist writes about it. The response is largely pictures of kittens and recipes and people telling the writer to STFU; same basic response that I got when writing about Edwards before I was banned. Yes, I have a personal stake in this but it’s also news. The L.A. Times ran a piece on the ‘feud’ between Kos and me. Markos lied about never having heard of me. His upcoming book has a ‘review’ blurb on Amazon by Elizabeth Edwards. I’m sure that’s just a coincidence, though.

What does Glenn Reynolds say? “Meet the new Kos, same as the old boss…”

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Imagery Award for August

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 19, 2008

John Hawkins on Roseanne Barr’s blog follies:

[P]icture Kos sitting down to write for a couple of hours, but getting drunk first and then having a complete mental breakdown. Ok, now you know what Roseanne’s blog is like.

Of course we’re mostly grateful he didn’t ask us to picture… Roseanne Barr.

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Hey, wait a minute!

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 18, 2008

Bob Miller on Beyond BT:

At Yael’s home, I also met the famed lawyer Ron Coleman, as proven by the attached photo he took with a small electronic device. This reassured us that we both existed independently of the Web.

Wouldn’t not taking the picture with a small electronic device have actually been somewhat more reassuring?

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Boro Park intersection

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 18, 2008



McDonald & 18th Avenues, Boro Park, Brooklyn

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman

The guy wasn’t supposed to be in the picture. But perhaps he made the picture.

This is at McDonald & 18th Avenues, in Brooklyn’s Boro Park neighborhood.

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How’d I do that?

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 14, 2008

Sometimes Glenn Reynolds is positively charming in his lack of self awareness of why he has so much influence — and other times he almost seems to break through and “get it”!

Some of us are just special

Some of us are just special

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“Fairness,” where is thy sting?

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 13, 2008

Fairness is watching you

Fairness is watching you

It’s getting interesting, my discussion of Obama and the Fairness Doctrine, over at LIKELIHOOD OF CONFUSION®.

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Bloggers use deoderants, eat cupcakes

Posted by Ron Coleman on August 13, 2008

The headline reads:

Bloggers enraged over “pretty face” fakery – Yahoo! News

What does the story have to do with bloggers?  Not a darned thing!

Bloggers were up in arms on Wednesday over China’s decision at the Olympic opening ceremony to have a pretty little girl lip-synching for the real singer who had crooked teeth.

Many said they felt cheated because one of the most touching moments of the critically acclaimed ceremony was not the real deal.

“Frankly, I think that’s disgusting. Honestly, they’re seven and nine years old! So young!” one New York teenage girl wrote angrily in her blog.

Pay no attention!

Pay no attention!

And so on.  So what’s going on here?

It looks as if Reuters doesn’t want to get China angry, so it’s not writing the story the bloggers are writing.  It’s merely writing a story about… what bloggers are writing.  Hey, they’re writing about the “pretty face” thing!  Those wacky bloggers!

How well is that going to work?  Talk about lip-synching!

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