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Suspension of disbelief

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 15, 2008

It was okay when we tolerated movie musicals, but for “cautionary thrillers”? Uh uh:

Early on in “The Happening”, it becomes obvious that people are being affected by airborne toxins, yet no one in the movie even tries to cover their mouths with a shirt or something. They sell safety masks at CVS and at Home Depot. Wouldn’t that make a little more sense than trying to outrun the wind?

..and there are machines that can help us escape the bonds of earth and outrun the wind, called ‘airplanes’.

These cautionary thrillers can’t work unless they make the intended victims helpless prey, and in doing so they make people appear to be dumber than mice. Sure, these things would be a threat if people were that helpless, but they’re not, so what is the point?

Um, propaganda?

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Lamp and portal

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 6, 2008

Door to judge’s chambers, Newark historic courthouse

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman

The door to a judge’s chambers in the restored Newark historic courthouse. Note the fasces on the lintel.

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Shoot him now?

Posted by Ron Coleman on June 4, 2008

From the New York Times blog:

This morning, a Boston-born performance artist, Yazmany Arboleda, tried to set up a provocative art exhibition in a vacant storefront on West 40th Street in Midtown Manhattan with the title, “The Assassination of Hillary Clinton/The Assassination of Barack Obama,” in neatly stenciled letters on the plate glass windows at street level. . . .

“The Secret Service had to do a whole questionnaire with me,” he said. “It was about an hour of questioning. They asked if I owned guns, if I was a violent person, if I had ever been institutionalized.”

Mr. Arboleda answered no. Nonetheless, he said the Secret Service asked him to take down the exhibition title from the window.

“I’m renting that space; the space was allocated for an exhibition and it’s my right to put those words up,” he said. “They said it could excite someone to do something crazy, like break the window. It’s terrible, because they’re violating my rights. If someone breaks a window, they’re committing a crime.”

He added, “The exhibition is supposed to be about character assassination. It’s philosophical and metaphorical.”

I wonder whether anyone has ever pushed a legal challenge to this generally well-understood, and popular, policy that the Secret Service has certain extraordinary legal powers it can execute in connection with a perceived threat to any person it is in the business of guarding.

It does seem constitutionally problematic.  Because it seems here as if the authorities may have overreacted.

I would prefer merely a broad prohibition on “performance artists.”

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That’s where the fun is

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 9, 2008

Jan Bussey gazes into the sun.

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Authenticity

Posted by Ron Coleman on April 7, 2008

The rose is a rose,
And was always a rose.
But now the theory goes
That the apple’s a rose,
And the pear is, and so’s
The plum, I suppose.
The dear only knows
What will next prove a rose.
You, of course, are a rose
But were always a rose.

Robert Frost — The Rose Family

Posted in Ars Longa, Heart and spirit | 3 Comments »

I love pans!

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 31, 2008

Not the cooking kind.  The “cooked” kind!

Josh Levin in Slate:

This was the worst movie I’ve ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a “movie” and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.

Well, that should make you want to read the rest of the review, no?!   It does for me!

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Bad news for criminals and other evildoers!

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 22, 2008

Robert A. George on Fred Thompson:

On the bright side, he is now free to try and get back his Manhattan DA job.

Which was, as I said, pretty much always his main qualification for this job, anyway.

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Antiques alignment

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 21, 2008


Antiques juxtaposition

Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman.

A big, jumbled-up antique store can make for some very odd juxtapositions.

Posted in Americana, Ars Longa, Suburbia | 2 Comments »

Grand Central arches

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 20, 2008


Grand Central arches
Originally uploaded by Ron Coleman.

I’m always fascinated at the juxtaposition of arcs and right angles in architecture. And being rather metaphor-minded, my first thought when reconsidering this picture a few days after it was taken was that those soft, sensitive curves just couldn’t cut it without those broad-shouldered perpendicular members to hold them up.

This is idiotic, of course. Stiff old columns are yesterday’s news. The innovation of the load-bearing arch was what revolutionized architecture. It is the “soft,” curvy arches that are the real toughies, and the ones you can really count on to keep everything elevated and the roof from tumbling down.

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Velvety

Posted by Ron Coleman on January 10, 2008

This morning my voice is a nice, velvety baritone. Meaning, of course, that there’s a bunch of spit hanging onto my second-tenor pipes. I don’t know if this means the end of the last cold, the beginning of a new one, or if at age 44 my voice has finally finished changing.

But, gosh, I like it this way.

I think I would just be so much more effective as a person if I had a deep voice. And, you know, happier, too. I just love the sound of the opening verse of Lou Rawls’s “You’ll Never Find'” — he just scoops up that “You’ll Never Find” with that beautiful vocal tone and yes! That’s where I want to be.the-jewish-partner.jpg

This morning, I almost am.

Baby.

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